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Mark Steyn: Things only a Kennedy could get away with...
Tonight’s movie is #Chappaquiddick. pic.twitter.com/NXjcN8B8pY— John Binder 👽 (@JxhnBinder) June 30, 2020
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As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd’s lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.
AoSHQ: Democrat Ellison allegations unsubstantiatedA new poll shows McCaskill’s opposition to #Kavanaugh has hurt her with votershttps://t.co/iEqHEsYfMY #MOsen— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 1, 2018
Excuse me Democrats if I don't take your preaching and pontificating about protecting women that seriously.— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) September 30, 2018
It is not that I don't care about women, I just don't care about your opinions. pic.twitter.com/ZjYzLGV1UF
Hey, Dems, when did excessive drinking in college disqualify one from public service? Ted Kennedy is unavailable for comment...#Kavanaugh— Larry Elder (@larryelder) October 1, 2018
If these allegations about Swetnick past 🦇💩🤪behavior turn out to be true, Michael Avenatti can be thanked by the Democrat Party for helping to confirm Brett Kavanaugh 🚂https://t.co/Jfvob0P1mJ #DennisKetterer #BelieveAllWomen #JulieSwetnik pic.twitter.com/MrrqAb51jS— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) October 2, 2018
ABSOLUTE MUST READ> Is Ford's Credibility Undermined by Her Refusal to Produce Her Therapy Records? https://t.co/8ovYNoneuy— Roger Simon (@rogerlsimon) October 2, 2018
Car of the Day: 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 #DavesCarIDService pic.twitter.com/x0ahV76FFh— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 19, 2018
Kate Mara, who plays Kopechne, admits she didn’t even know about the story before signing on to the project. Meanwhile, the cast members and director John Curran yuk it up while Clarke shares compares Kennedy to movie icon Steve McQueen, the unofficial King of Cool.
No doubt Kopechne tried to hold on, assuming that her idol, Ted Kennedy, had gone for help. Instead, Kennedy tried to establish an alibi. Periodically through the night, he would wander from his hotel room down to the hotel lobby, and ostentatiously ask the night clerk what time it was, saying that his watch had stopped. The following morning, Kennedy was leaving to participate in the day’s regatta when someone walked up to him and asked whether he had heard that a girl’s body had been found in Poucha Pond.
All of this has been documented in various books about the incident. Ted Kennedy was a coward and a fool. When the Kennedy family’s consiglieres gathered in Hyannis Port to decide how to deal with the crisis, Ted wasn’t even invited to the meeting. He was considered too stupid to be helpful, and busied himself flying a kite on the beach. He later attended Kopechne’s funeral with a fake neck brace around his neck, intended to suggest, falsely, that he had been injured in the accident.
The fact that the Democratic Party still reveres Ted Kennedy tells you everything you need to know about how low that party has fallen.
“Chappaquiddick” [...] is fundamentally the portrait of a weasel: a man who, from the moment the accident happens, takes as his premise that he will not suffer the consequences, and then does what it takes to twist reality so that it conforms to that scenario [...]
Kopechne’s body was found in a position that implied that she was struggling to keep her head out of the water. And what the film suggests is that once the car turned upside down, she didn’t die; she was alive and then drowned, after a period of time, as the water seeped in. This makes Edward Kennedy’s decision not to report the crime a clear-cut act of criminal negligence — but in spirit (if not legally), it renders it something closer to an act of killing.
The National Lampoon Encyclopedia of Humor, 1973, edited by Michael O'Donoghue and art directed by Gross.
This publication featured the fake Volkswagen ad seen above, which was written by Anne Beatts. The spoof was listed in the contents page as "Doyle Dane Bernbach," the name of the advertising agency that had produced the iconic 1960s ad campaign for Volkswagen. According to Mark Simonson's "Very Large National Lampoon Site":
"If you buy a copy of this issue, you may find the ad is missing. As a result of a lawsuit by VW over the ad for unauthorized use of their trademark, NatLamp was forced to remove the page (with razor blades!) from any copies they still had in inventory (which, from what I gather, was about half the first printing of 250,000 copies) and all subsequent reprints. For what it's worth, Ted Kennedy didn't sue."
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