Showing posts with label kids say the darndest things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids say the darndest things. Show all posts

Monday, June 17, 2019

Maude Apatow


Maude Apatow's Euphoria premieres Sunday night. 

You have seen in in movies over the years growing up, with her mom Leslie Mann and through her dad Judd Apatow.  Now she is going out on her own with a series she developed (based off an Israeli show). The premise seems a bit depressing, but that doesn't mean the show isn't good (or accurate to what is really going on out there).  

Update: It is mostly disturbing and depressing (especially if you have younger or teenage kids). This is the world some of them are living in. Vaping, partying, and meaningless (and dangerous) sex. While there were certainly drugs and sex going back decades, it is a cold world out there.  










Rule 5 and FMJRA

Goodstuff's: 226th ed

Woodsterman: Rule 5

Lem's Place: Gibson's Jury

American Power: D-Day 75th

Proof Positive: Best of the Web


Animal Magnetism: Saturday Gingermageddon

Mark Steyn: Happy Father's Day and Wokestapo

Political Clown Parade: Flowing Curves of Beauty

Diogenes Middle Finger News: A Good Monday Morning

The Pirates Cove: If All You See and Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

A View From The Beach: Toni GarrnPop the tequila, and Hero Bill Barr

Ninety Miles From Tyranny:  Hot Pick, Girls With Guns, Morning Mistress and Blogs With Rule 5 Links

TOM: Real Courage: Jewish Journalists Address Jewish Role in Communist SubversionReport: Trump Cancels Strike Against IranIn The Mailbox: 06.20.19‘All the Leaves Are Brown …’Dear Democrats: Please Nominate the Notorious Gaffe Machine Joe BidenIn The Mailbox: 06.19.19‘Parents Would Be Wise to Monitor the Activity of Their Children Online’He Survived Two Tours of Afghanistan, But Then His Crazy Wife Killed HimTrump Launches Re-Election Campaign With Monster Rally in OrlandoIn The Mailbox: 06.18.19Horny Teacher Sentenced to PrisonIn The Mailbox: 06.17.19LGBT Totalitarians Lose AgainNaming NamesMarianne Williamson Will Share DNC Debate Stage With Biden and BernieHermione Granger At The Marco Polo BridgeIn The Mailbox: 06.14.19Corporate Censorship: A Short History of the Social Media Thought Police Regime

A collection of sites known for appreciation of Rule 5 and good television: 

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Kids today: Pain Dare! AAAAAAHHHHHH!



Kids engaging in dangerous dares:  It is absolutely chilling!  
Meh.  Kids have been doing stupid stuff like this for a long long time...


h/t:  The Agitator


Update:
Great link in comments at The Agitator.  I especially liked this one:
1,764 of 1,793 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION17 April 2012By
The Cantankerous TigerThis review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.
Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.
However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.
All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars.Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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As a cow I find this story painful, but in a different way...