Breaking News: 🚨
— Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@SwedishCanary) July 16, 2026
More like breaking wind… Chuck Schumer joins the Eric Swalwell fart club on camera live pic.twitter.com/uF1oeOFMVy
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Chuck Schumer Lets One Rip on Senate Floor During Speech 🌬️🦨
Sunday, July 12, 2026
Lindsey Graham, RIP
Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina). pic.twitter.com/CQ5yVvqTH1
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) July 12, 2026
Did you know that Lindsey Graham was only 21 years old when he lost both of his parents?
— Kylie Jane Kremer (@KylieJaneKremer) July 12, 2026
After his mother died of cancer and his father passed away from a heart attack about 15 months later, Lindsey was suddenly left to care for his 13-year-old sister, Darline, while he was… https://t.co/YJX6aI1Vu5 pic.twitter.com/Xv0I8MZM9D
Had Lindsey Graham not saved the Brett Kavanaugh nomination with his amazing rant in 2018, the Democrats' plan would've worked. The SCOTUS would look much different today, Trump might not have gotten immunity two years ago, and Kamala would probably be your president today! RIP pic.twitter.com/FbJEj7ZSqc
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 12, 2026
There were times — especially when the issue was immigration — when I hated Lindsey Graham. When it came to Supreme Court nominations, however, Senator Graham was a fierce defender of Republican nominees and, in just the past few weeks, we have had cause for gratitude. R.I.P.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 12, 2026
Thursday, July 9, 2026
Graham Cracker Crumbles
If you want to honestly ask yourself why millions of not-very-MAGA Americans are Republicans, or at least are open to voting GOP, watch this video and ask yourself if you really would enjoy being in the same room with Vocal Fry Guy here. Absolutely toxic for Democrats. https://t.co/NjbJpW3Qox
— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre) July 8, 2026
Maine Republicans are wise to increase their efforts in the wake of Platner’s exit. Collins campaign must now re-target its message with a new opponent. Take nothing for granted, work overtime.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 9, 2026
But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
SCHRÖDINGER’S SENATOR : What is going on with Mitch McConnell? 🤕🙀🤔🤨
🚨 NOW: Scott Jennings says Sen. Mitch McConnell is "RECOVERING in the hospital" after his condition was unknown to the public
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) July 7, 2026
JENNINGS: "I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked… pic.twitter.com/6GsTbbi8O4
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 45 minutes. He's so sharp. Just like always he let me do all of the talking. He's a great listener. After that we prayed…
— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) July 7, 2026
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 7, 2026
You knew this meme was coming...
— GrrrGraphics 🇺🇸- Ben & Tina Garrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) July 7, 2026
𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐬
Thune and Jennings agree..Mitch is just fine!
You're welcome.🤠🤣 pic.twitter.com/b60ewmcyRK
"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.” pic.twitter.com/JDTXuPec7F
— John Collins (@Logically_JC) July 7, 2026
Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 6, 2026
Elizabeth Warren wants to retract her endorsement of Graham Platner but she doesn’t want to look like an Indian giver.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) July 7, 2026
The "I'm a dirtbag" speech. They definitely have a template ready to go when needed.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 6, 2026
Who did it better? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/UfF97z2a5q
CNN already had an interview lined up with the woman accusing Graham Platner of rape? Damn. This is Swalwell all over again. pic.twitter.com/TO9O9QFRqO
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) July 6, 2026
BREAKING: Graham Platner is holding the Democrat Party HOSTAGE, refusing to drop out unless he gets to choose his successor. pic.twitter.com/2ZUuKowKVn
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 7, 2026
All John Fetterman's I-Told-You-So's to his party over Graham Platner newest allegations pic.twitter.com/Y0qvAP9phR
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) July 6, 2026
Graham Platner should stay in the Maine Senate race.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 8, 2026
And not just because I want him to.
Why should he get out? Because he's a good guy who's known for self-sacrifice and caring for others? Pffft. That and a dollar get you one of his oysters.
First, it's all his decision. The… pic.twitter.com/nVgGWJHrTP
Senator John Kennedy somehow managed to squeeze two BRUTAL but hilarious one-liners into a short answer about the Graham Platner controversy.
— Overton (@overton_news) July 8, 2026
The line that stole the show involved having “an IQ above a toaster”…before taking a direct shot at Senator Schumer.
KENNEDY: “With… https://t.co/ls0rCOzSL5 pic.twitter.com/EFOWXkSOI0
#Gutfeld pic.twitter.com/3CATwZqEdG
— Phil A. Buster. (@DanDLio50048934) July 8, 2026
All he has to do is stick it out past the deadline and then all the Democrats will have suddenly decided that actually, the allegations weren't credible and that Politico is a MAGA publication https://t.co/pcoJ6oZyRx
— Chris (@chriswithans) July 7, 2026
Monday, July 6, 2026
DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯
Update: The limb was, in fact, sawn off. pic.twitter.com/hAECkThstc
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 6, 2026
Apparently pseudo-oyster farmer and Maine Democrat Senatorial candidate Graham Platner is dropping out of the race against incumbent Susan Collins. A breaking news story says he sexually assaulted a former girlfriend.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 6, 2026
The real story here is that the Democrats were so desperate…
“… our best and only chance … a good, decent man”?
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026
Care to update? https://t.co/jSzvcwxORo
HOLY F*CK! If even this infamous slimeball is backing out … https://t.co/rlf2FxroRK
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026
This will forever be Bernie Sanders's legacy! pic.twitter.com/IaCmsVrpFD
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 6, 2026
The next time you see Graham Platner will be his announcement of dropping out. The next time after that will be his interview on Tucker about how AIPAC and the Epstein Class did this to him.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) July 6, 2026
The damage this guy has done to the Democrat Party and its credibility cannot be underestimated enough… https://t.co/3UiBCtGmto
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) July 6, 2026
A speech every democrat makes at the end of their careers, just added Platner to the list pic.twitter.com/pksLbxc1Jx
— LetsGoGifs (@LetsGoGifs) July 6, 2026
Wednesday, June 10, 2026
Oystergropenführer Graham Platner
EBL: Maine Kampf: Das Fatterland, Talarico endorses Platner, Bustin out all over, and Democrat Me
Sunday, June 7, 2026
Maine Kampf : Das Fatterland
Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) said he believes the account of Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner's former girlfriend, Lyndsey Fifield, and urged Platner's campaign to stop attacking her and the journalists who reported on the allegations.
— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) June 7, 2026
“I believe her,” Khanna tells… pic.twitter.com/jAndUizY49
Thursday, June 4, 2026
JAMES TALARICO ENDORSES GRAHAM PLATNER
BREAKING: James Talarico has been arrested for attempting to break into Graham Platner's house https://t.co/x25ncW2wMI
— Pericles (@PerryALPHA) June 4, 2026
See? That whole "believe all women" #MeToo bullshit gets shoved right out the door the minute it hurts Democrats. We're back to the Carville/Clinton "nuts and sluts"/"drag a $100 bill through a trailer park" defense. https://t.co/oGfgg8Du2V
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) June 4, 2026
Can’t wait for Matt Damon to play Graham Platner in a future coming-of-age Netflix film about a spoiled rich kid who acts out as a teenager and is shipped off to an $80K a year boarding school only to get expelled after one semester for sexually assaulting a student then he joins…
— Caroline Wren (@CarolineWren) June 4, 2026
— Russ Walker (@RWalkerFW) June 3, 2026
Ro will be traveling to Maine tomorrow to actually campaign for Graham Platner.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) June 5, 2026
You quite literally cannot make this up. pic.twitter.com/0SzBzXB1EJ
Monday, June 1, 2026
June Is Busting Out All Over (Platner in Maine)
TOM: Democrats Electing Jew-Haters, While Losers Blame … THE JOOZ! and How We Got Here: ‘Susan Collins, One of the Most Evil People in Public Life’
Saturday, May 30, 2026
Democrat Me Too: Platner and Gallego
Democrats may be also be plotting to get Graham Platner out of his race, because they fear Susan Collins winning in the general (do the the drip drip drip of one creepy weirdness after another). There is no morality in this, other than Democrats winning. Say what you will about the Democrat Party, but it has no issue taking out its own to maintain party power.
Graham Platner is about to get Bidened.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) May 30, 2026
Janet Mills is about to get Kamalaed.
But Collins will still win.
Sit back and watch. The Nazi tattoo, port-a-potty domain mastering and the sex texts have become too much, even for Democrats.
Book it.
It’s amazing how many Democrats are just now starting to realize that maybe nominating a guy with a Totenkopf tattoo might not be a good idea.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) May 30, 2026
This is getting very curious. These influential voices are coming out on this point VERY LATE. The primary is June 9.
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) May 30, 2026
I do not think anything will happen in advance of the primary, and Platner is going to win with no real opponent still in the race.
BUT, under Maine law, if… https://t.co/SSiVPBrqQp
The most recent revelations (sexting/Kik profile) were almost certainly from Democrat sources trying to push Platner out (see @shipwreckedcrew on this). GOP operatives have much more devastating stuff, which they are holding back for now.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) June 1, 2026
Thursday, May 28, 2026
Talarico : Too Low T for Texas
Reject Talarico
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) May 27, 2026
Elect Paxton pic.twitter.com/Ul2e7WsWiB
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Ken Paxton Wins Republican Texas Senate Primary 🥳🪇🥂🪅🎉
VICTORY!
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) May 27, 2026
Congratulations to our Republican Senate nominee Ken Paxton!
24-year incumbent Senator John Cornyn has been DEFEATED in a complete blowout!
This is a political earthquake that will shape the Senate for years to come.
Pass the SAVE America Act! pic.twitter.com/eF4VKFQbFt
🔥🚨 BREAKING — RACE CALLED: Mayes Middleton has DEFEATED Chip Roy in the Primary for Texas Attorney General.
— The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) May 27, 2026
Chip Roy did NOT file to run for another term in Congress and will be OUT OF OFFICE after this year.
Alot of RINOs are losing BIG! pic.twitter.com/hfZYTwPIk6
Trump was trying to get the SAVE Act passed.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) May 27, 2026
If it got passed he would have endorsed Cornyn.
Hell, Paxton agreed to drop out if it passed.
Try to keep up.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Can Democrat James Talarico win in Texas? 🤔🤨
Talarico winning in Texas is no fantasy.
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) May 20, 2026
He's polling better than any Dem Senate nominee at this point since 2002.
Unlike O'Rourke in 2018, Talarico's ahead now. Paxton's much less popular than Cruz was.
Trump is less popular now than in 2018.
The GOP is right to be scared. pic.twitter.com/Kg5ceNn46j
Democrat and Presbyterian seminarian James Talarico has won the Democratic primary for U.S. Senate.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 4, 2026
Here are some of his beliefs:
- Thinks illegal immigrant children are more patriotic than American children.
- Thinks the Torah tells you how to give an abortion.
- Thinks the… pic.twitter.com/WQP3v5wbnp
Sunday, May 17, 2026
MAGA Julia Letlow defeats RINO Bill Cassidy ☀️🍾
IT’S OFFICIAL
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) May 17, 2026
Incumbent Senator Bill Cassidy has been DEFEATED after coming in 3rd place.
Cassidy voted to convict President Trump, voted for red flag laws, & voted for Senate Majority Leader Thune.
Louisiana will elect a new Senator this November. pic.twitter.com/bYzpzX2MaA
Pretty shocking results out of Louisiana tonight: Sen. Bill Cassidy—a notorious RINO and Obamacare lover who voted to convict Trump during impeachment—will finish THIRD in the GOP primary and will not make it to the run-off. Good riddance! pic.twitter.com/z3dDiB9jfH
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 17, 2026
Update? @SenBillCassidy https://t.co/XzZ4vNMiR9
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) May 17, 2026
Scott Presler deserves a MILLION “Thank You’s” from EVERY Patriot… oh and a Happy Birthday ❤️
— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) May 15, 2026
Scott Presler has been taking out RINO Trash for a long time
Pass the SAVE America Act pic.twitter.com/MpnJxZGp0Y
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