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Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Chuck Schumer Lets One Rip on Senate Floor During Speech 🌬️🦨

Breaking News: 🚨
More like breaking wind… Chuck Schumer joins the Eric Swalwell fart club on camera live pic.twitter.com/uF1oeOFMVy
— Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@SwedishCanary) July 16, 2026

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Ro "The Rotard" Khanna

Running for the Democrat Nomination in 2028!

Instapundit: Being a Rotard in Israel and the West Bank, Kamala Harris humilating speech, and who will get it in 2028?

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.14.26

@IfindRetards pic.twitter.com/aCYlyfoHnT
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 14, 2026

Friday, July 10, 2026

Rough Weekend for Graham Platner 🦞🦪

EBL: Graham Cracker Crumbles, Graham Platner is a 🙀, Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: PJ Media: Why I don't think Graham Platner is going to drop out...

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.10.26 and Platner will drop out Monday?

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

THE BALLAD OF GRAHAM PLATNER (sung to Come Monday)

Headin' up Bar Harbor way
For the socialist candidate show
I got my Carhartts on
I guess I never was meant for this Maine political rodeo

Honey, I didn't know
That the scandals would hit me so

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

Yes it's been quite a summer
Bad polls and redirected blame
And now Bernie's on vacation
Somethin' hard to explain

Yes and it's "I love you so"
That's the reason Liz Warren just let me go

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

I can't help it, voters
You're that much a part of me now
Remember that night in the news cycle when
We said there'd be no room for doubt?

I hope you're enjoyin' the scramble
Ro Khanna's lying about me again
We can go clamin' on Tuesday
With you I could clam anywhere

The headlines have worn me quite thin
It's so nice to be withdrawin' again

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
(fade out with lobster rolls and regret) 🦞🦪

Moroccans in the Netherlands, progressives in Maine, same vibes. https://t.co/iU9ToOx4dl
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 10, 2026

pic.twitter.com/gQzOXBJHJz
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 10, 2026

Rubio and Team Trump deport Minnesota Laotian child rapist

Laotian national Tou Lue Vang was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl in Minnesota.

He was set to be deported until @GovTimWalz issued him a pardon.

Then, I revoked his legal status. @ICEgov has removed him from the U.S. and he will never endanger another… pic.twitter.com/WCJkeeheJO
— Secretary Marco Rubio (@SecRubio) July 10, 2026

Good. Better this individual be removed from the United States. Figure Walz would try to help him, but it was unsuccessful.

EBL: Gov. Tim Walz pardon's child rapist in an attempt to keep him from being deported...

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.09.26 and Marco laughs at Tim Walz

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Graham Cracker Crumbles

Instapundit: Robert Stacy McCain: Democrats and the politics of unquestioned assumptions

AoSHQ: Graham Platner waiting till Monday

EBL: Graham Platner is a 🙀, Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Patriot TV: Graham Platner declares he is the victim

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.09.26

Spot on

If you want to honestly ask yourself why millions of not-very-MAGA Americans are Republicans, or at least are open to voting GOP, watch this video and ask yourself if you really would enjoy being in the same room with Vocal Fry Guy here. Absolutely toxic for Democrats. https://t.co/NjbJpW3Qox
— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre) July 8, 2026

Maine Republicans are wise to increase their efforts in the wake of Platner’s exit. Collins campaign must now re-target its message with a new opponent. Take nothing for granted, work overtime.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 9, 2026

But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Graham Platner is a 🙀

Instapundit: Fox News: Platner is a 🙀

Planter pussies out of the Maine Senate Race.

EBL: Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: Graham Platner private school screw-up

Hot Air: A Dem poop show of epic proportions

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

WFB: Disgraced Dems who backed Platner

Daily Caller: Accused rapist drops out

PJ Media: Planter killed Dem brand

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.08.26

Platner drops out. Now Maine is going to let 600 Democrat party insiders pick the new candidate, replacing the guy that 156,000 people voted for. Just like the party kicked Biden to the curb and replaced him with Kamala. Tell me again which party is a threat to democracy.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 9, 2026

“The job of defeating Susan Collins”? At this point, can y’all just stop pretending that there is still any chance of that? https://t.co/PXp0QxoaWV
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 8, 2026

LMAO! John Fetterman is on live TV ROASTING Graham Platner AND Bernie Sanders after Platner dropped out

"You will ONLY be remembered as the accused RAPlST that got pushed out of your election. That's your legacy, bro."

"Bernie Sanders needs to apologize to the voters of Maine… pic.twitter.com/G5LyL8YFc6
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 9, 2026

But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026

Today's Democrat Party

Instapundit: Dems: Today's Democrat Party!, Polling!, and PJ Media: Platner down but not out

EBL: Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗 and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: Graham Platner private school screw-up

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.08.26

Daniel Moraff is an over confident millenial political consultant who completely f'd up on the national stage. Dems could not pick a better candidate to run against Susan Collins than Graham Platner?

This meltdown is a gift to Trump and the GOP going into the midterms. 🤗
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 8, 2026

pic.twitter.com/rhobbTI8hf
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) July 8, 2026

🇺🇸No surprises here.🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/uCom0pQjBE
— John (@MagaGrunt1) July 7, 2026

To be fair, Graham Platner was great in 'Scent of a Woman' https://t.co/oZaGQhFcA8 pic.twitter.com/AHBUgXcqBO
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 8, 2026

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗

EBL: DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Double Down Dems!

Twitchy: Democrat Dumpster Fire in Maine Senate Race

AoSHQ: NYT cover-up and Morning Report 07.07.26

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

pic.twitter.com/9itIt4Mw25
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 6, 2026

Elizabeth Warren wants to retract her endorsement of Graham Platner but she doesn’t want to look like an Indian giver.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) July 7, 2026

The "I'm a dirtbag" speech. They definitely have a template ready to go when needed.

Who did it better? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/UfF97z2a5q
— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 6, 2026

CNN already had an interview lined up with the woman accusing Graham Platner of rape? Damn. This is Swalwell all over again. pic.twitter.com/TO9O9QFRqO
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) July 6, 2026

BREAKING: Graham Platner is holding the Democrat Party HOSTAGE, refusing to drop out unless he gets to choose his successor. pic.twitter.com/2ZUuKowKVn
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 7, 2026

All John Fetterman's I-Told-You-So's to his party over Graham Platner newest allegations pic.twitter.com/Y0qvAP9phR
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) July 6, 2026

Graham Platner should stay in the Maine Senate race.

And not just because I want him to.

Why should he get out? Because he's a good guy who's known for self-sacrifice and caring for others? Pffft. That and a dollar get you one of his oysters.

First, it's all his decision. The… pic.twitter.com/nVgGWJHrTP
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 8, 2026

Senator John Kennedy somehow managed to squeeze two BRUTAL but hilarious one-liners into a short answer about the Graham Platner controversy.

The line that stole the show involved having “an IQ above a toaster”…before taking a direct shot at Senator Schumer.

KENNEDY: “With… https://t.co/ls0rCOzSL5 pic.twitter.com/EFOWXkSOI0
— Overton (@overton_news) July 8, 2026

#Gutfeld pic.twitter.com/3CATwZqEdG
— Phil A. Buster. (@DanDLio50048934) July 8, 2026

All he has to do is stick it out past the deadline and then all the Democrats will have suddenly decided that actually, the allegations weren't credible and that Politico is a MAGA publication https://t.co/pcoJ6oZyRx
— Chris (@chriswithans) July 7, 2026

Monday, July 6, 2026

DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

What is the over/under Graham Platner drops out of Maine Senate race? And when?

Instapundit: OYSTERGRUPPENFUHRER ENTERS STALINGRAD

Believe The Women...

Instapundit: Never let Dems forget they endorsed this creep, Planter Out?, and A lot of embarassed Democrats wished they did not endorse...

AoSHQ: NYT cover-up, Dems to replace Graham Platner?, and Morning Report 07.06.26

Townhall: Chances of Graham Platner dropping out skyrocket

RedState: Platner facing sexual assault allegation

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

The Hill: July 13 is the replacement deadline

Update: The limb was, in fact, sawn off. pic.twitter.com/hAECkThstc
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 6, 2026

Apparently pseudo-oyster farmer and Maine Democrat Senatorial candidate Graham Platner is dropping out of the race against incumbent Susan Collins. A breaking news story says he sexually assaulted a former girlfriend.

The real story here is that the Democrats were so desperate…
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 6, 2026

“… our best and only chance … a good, decent man”?
Care to update? https://t.co/jSzvcwxORo
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026

HOLY F*CK! If even this infamous slimeball is backing out … https://t.co/rlf2FxroRK
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026

This will forever be Bernie Sanders's legacy! pic.twitter.com/IaCmsVrpFD
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 6, 2026

The next time you see Graham Platner will be his announcement of dropping out. The next time after that will be his interview on Tucker about how AIPAC and the Epstein Class did this to him.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) July 6, 2026

The damage this guy has done to the Democrat Party and its credibility cannot be underestimated enough… https://t.co/3UiBCtGmto
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) July 6, 2026

A speech every democrat makes at the end of their careers, just added Platner to the list pic.twitter.com/pksLbxc1Jx
— LetsGoGifs (@LetsGoGifs) July 6, 2026

Thursday, July 2, 2026

Governor Tim Walz ♥️ Child Rapists Update: Rubio and Trump deport him anyway..

What is wrong with Tim Walz?

Democrats love child rapists: Beyond belief Walz is doing this, but we are talking about Tim Walz.

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.02.26 and Walz Pardons Child Rapist

A man who molested a 10 year old was convicted of those charges. The Trump administration was seeking to deport him, as he was a violent felon, eligible for deportation. Tim Walz rushed to pardon the pedophile, to remove the predicate felon, and keep him in the country.
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) July 2, 2026

Laotian national Tou Lue Vang was convicted of sexually abusing a 10-year-old girl in Minnesota.

He was set to be deported until @GovTimWalz issued him a pardon.

Then, I revoked his legal status. @ICEgov has removed him from the U.S. and he will never endanger another… pic.twitter.com/WCJkeeheJO
— Secretary Marco Rubio (@SecRubio) July 10, 2026

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Corrupt Jennifer and Gavin Newsom 🤑💸💰

Instapundit: PJ Media: Newsoms are robbing California blind.

NY Post: "Behested" payments funneled to Jennifer Newsom and her pet projects

Newsom trys to blame this on the Trump Admin, but the DOJ started this investigation under Biden.

AoSHQ: Morning Report 06.17.26

Jennifer Newsom had sex with Harvey Weinstein to advance her career.

Jennifer claimed Harvey raped her, yet solicited him for donations to Gavin's candidancy after this allegedly occurred. Weinstein is no doubt a pig, but Jennifer Siebel Newsom consentually went to his hotel room and had sex with that pig. Hey, a working girl like Jennifer Siebel Newsom has to do what she needs to do.

Jennifer Newsom emailed Harvey Weinstein for help with Gavin Newsom scandal, two years after alleged rape.

"When I had a look at Jennifer Newsom's charity, I found that she was paying herself - since 2012 - $3.7 million."

WATCH: Daily Mail Chief Investigative Reporter @JoshTBoswell joins Katie to break down his reporting on Jennifer Siebel Newsom and her firm taking an… pic.twitter.com/FOVlfpbxBh
— Katie Pavlich Tonight (@KatiePavlichNN) June 18, 2026

The chick Harvey boinked is high as a kite. Look at her chewing her gum. 🤣🤣🤣

The First Lady of California is a bimbo. pic.twitter.com/Id43dfQqqi
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) June 20, 2026

Rule 5 and FMJRA