A-Rat: Did Alex Rodriquez turn in other players in the doping scandal?

A-Rat?

I hope Alex Rodriguez does not get a lifetime ban from baseball... Update: A-Roid gets 211 game suspension and can play during his appeal process (so he plays tonight)

A-Roid can't play in the playoffs, but
he can give himself a camel toe...

Only because I depise the Yankees and they deserve one another.  Alternatively though, I would not feel the least bit bad for A-Roid if he does get banned.

So this is a win win.

Update:
A-Roid shows how to turn a 50 game suspension into a complete season and possibly a life time suspension.  Now that takes A-Roid talent!
A-Roid's fate to come on Monday...

A-Roid can play during his appeal?  Boy, they really are screwing the Yankees
(have you ever seen how A-Roid plays in the play off?  Like a jerk off).

A-Roid gets 211 game suspension, but can play during his appeal.  He is playing tonight.  

h/t: Trooper York

Alex Rodriguez Banned for Life From Baseball?

A-Roid might get the ultimate sentence...

Update:
Pay-Rod trying to negotiate to avoid lifetime ban.  

Is A-Rod A Dope(r)?

It would explain his douchey personality...

Four Closeted Gay NFL Players May Come Out At The Same Time?

Four gay NFL Players may come out the same day (we do not know who they are)...

Tom Brady is an NFL Player who like Uggs.  

Tony Romo is an NFL Player and arguably the most over paid one.  

Ben Roethlisberger, NFL player alleged to over compensate.  Maybe he should play for the Bears?

And then there is O.J., former NFL Player who is in prison...

Of course some celebrities want to marry themselves.

Alex Rodriquez makes more than some entire MLB franchise teams!

Now that is Moneyball!  The Yankees are just sooooo lucky to have him (especially in the playoffs)!

Alex Rodriquez:  "I love you, man."

Update:
Tony Romo is showing that he can be the A-Rod of the NFL

Rule 5 losers: Why the Yankees got swept...

Normally you don't think Rule 5 and losers.  But in this case it is appropriate. I am not a Yankee fan, but this is disgraceful. Derek Jeter likes the ladies too, but when the Yankees are in the play offs you know Jeter (if he is in the game) would be giving his all.  Fans are not happy.  A-Rod has his own priorities and I cannot believe the Yankees would want to keep him after this:

A-Rod was trying to pick up Australian Model Kyna Treacy on the left during Game 1 with the Tigers...

Yankees sent home in embarrassing fashion.

Kyna Treacy

More Kyna Treacy:  A-Rod, This was the wrong strike zone to be focused on in a pennant series!

She is kinda skanky, which sort of explains why A-Rod likes her.