Showing posts with label curses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label curses. Show all posts
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Saturday, February 27, 2016
So which actress will have her career cursed with an Academy Award win? Update: Alicia Vikander wins!
Best Supporting Actress tends to be a win that results in a career curse, which is of course blamed on sexism (then again Hollywood is sexist).
Jennifer Jason Leigh plays a freaky criminal in Hateful Eight
Rachel McAdams in Spotlight helping expose Boston Archdiocese Catholic Church sexual abuse
The Academy likes that, since the attention is taken off Hollywood sexual abuse
Rooney Mara getting all Swiftian with Kate Blachlet in Carol
Alicia Vikander plays the beard in The Danish Girl
Are Trannies still hot in Hollywood?
Kate Winslet in Steve Jobs (I am going to guess, boring, not enough drama for an Oscar)
Is it me or did the movies mostly suck this year?
Oscar ratings fall like a Rock? I would not blame Chris Rock for this as much as the whole preachy tone of the Oscars this year.
Friday, May 30, 2014
There should be a telethon or something: the burden and curse of being attractive…
Instapundit : It is a curse I tell you, a curse. Don't hate me 'cause I am beautiful!
But here is a quote that most guys will glam onto:
Rule 5 and FMJRA
But here is a quote that most guys will glam onto:
Number 1: “My looks intimidate normal good guys. They are afraid to approach me. They always presume I want the super rich guy, or the super good-looking guy. Yeah I am pretty, but I am just a woman underneath this. I want a nice guy that I can feel safe with, who makes me laugh. He does not need to be rich. He does not have to be a GQ model. I just want a normal guy, who burps, and leaves his socks all over the house, but cares enough about me to take care of the guy things. You know the car stuff, and killing bugs. I get a lot of attention, but it is not quality attention. I just want to meet a nice guy who is into me for the person I am, not my face and my body. I want someone who will love me when I am not smoking hot.”
Friday, July 13, 2012
Friday the 13th...
And the collapse of the Midwest tart cherry harvest. I weep for all the pies that will never be made.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
The Curse of the Petrified Forest...
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| Karma? |
In the Rainbow Forest Museum at Petrified Forest National Park, is a room filled with letters of repentent thieves. Heartbreaking, yet often hilarious confessions of those who picked up a piece of petrified wood in the park, only to regret it later. Some claim the rocks have ruined their lives. If you choose, you can sit in a chair and read any of the notebooks filled with the letters. Tales of divorce, ruined love lives, illnesses, unemployment, bad hair days, accidents, arrests and death...h/t: Freakonomics
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
On primary day Jon Huntsman let's loose on Ron Paul!
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| There is no defense to Jon Huntsman's verbal Kung Fu |
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO
14) Cow Sucking (hey EBL resents that one)
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou
13) A Baboon's A**hole
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen
12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo
11) Dog F**king
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de
10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao
9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng
8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze
7) Have a Sh*t-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se
6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock (Hey! EBL says not cool!)
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo
5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang
4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung
3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo
2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze
1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN
Let's see Ron "Stumpy" Paul respond to that! In Mandarin!
H/T: Vodka Pundit: The top 15 curses of Firefly
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