Don't Cry For Me John Boehner 🐘🦏😬😭🚬🏌️‍♂️💰🤦🏻‍♀️

 

AoSHQ: Former "Republican" Speaker of the House cries in tribute for Nancy Pelosi

Why do we put up with the GOPe?  No Democrat would do this for a Republican (even a GOPe Republican).  But of course, Boehner was never really a Republican. Boehner's claim to fame was constant chain smoking, playing golf, and fund raising. Beyond that, he really did not care what was going on.  

EBL: Ronna McDaniels Squandering Money at the RNC 🐘🦏😬🤑💸

Legal Insurrection: Habitual crier Boehner bawls during Pelosi portrait

Twitchy: Good summary of Republican Leadership...

AoSHQ: Morning Report 12.16.22 and Buttigieg

Boehner's nicotine enriched tears are like xenomorph blood...

Seriously, try to imagine Nancy Pelosi crying over a John Boehner portrait while announcing to chuckles that her kids are Republicans. You can't. That's because many of those elected to represent conservatism can't even do so in house.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) December 15, 2022

The Clinton Who Would Be King

Somewhere there is an alternative universe where this did happen...

I am glad I don't live there. 

Instapundit: To be fair, she does admit to drinking heavily, How a 'Nasty Woman' handles defeat (badly), Hillary Clinton is a vile, corrupt and evil woman, Hillary used Chardonnay to ease her pain and she might consider more coffee..., makes a few jabs, but feeling feisty!

For a palate cleanser for King Clinton (above), here are a few more shots of Shakira Baksh Caine.

Twitchy: Hillary will survive (sort of like toe nail fungus, she is hard to get rid of)

Hot Air: Thank God For The Great Right Wing Conspiracy

WFB: Is Hillary going to run again in 2020?

Proof Positive: Friday Night Babe

Rule 5 and FMJRA

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Daily Caller: Boehner says Trump a disaster

Boehner is a dick and a failure. This is a guy who claims he is friends with Trump, took money from Trump, but now disses a fellow Republican. If you want to see what is wrong with the GOP, John Boehner is a poster boy for that.  

Don Surber: A failure calls Trump names

#RepealObamacare

The GOP Congress has two primary missions this year: Get a decent replacement for Justice Scalia and Repeal Obamacare. Don't screw it up. Don't listen to Boehner. 

AoSHQ: Quisling John Boehner

Instapundit: Repealing and Replacing Obamacare

Twitchy: Kamala Harris O-Care Backfire Argument

Wombat: Hogewash: An Evening At CPAC and Da Tech Guy: Fausta – The Not Quite Fake But Rather Manipulated News

The Soros Seven: With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?

Breitbart: Guess Who Soros Funded?

Update: Don Surber: Jebbio K. McRynerham

Are we really surprised by this? Actually it is more than the seven above. John McCain has a bit of history with Soros. Don't underestimate the mendacity of George Soros and his influence not only on the left but the supposed opposition right.  

AoSHQ: Soros Hedge Fund Firm Donated to Jeb, Dondi, Ryno, McStains and the Hermaphrodite

Lem's Place: Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it...

Wombat: The Geller Report: Soros Tied To A Dozen Lawsuits Against Donald Trump and Louder With Crowder: OUTRAGE? Japan Refuses Refugees, Will “Prioritize Our Citizens First”

Update: You can't trust these dwarfs: Heat Street: Judy Garland was groped by Munchkins on the Wizard of Oz set 

Why does John Boehner hate Ted Cruz?

So why the H8 Boehner? 

Friends!

Rush Limbaugh: Why the GOPe hate Ted Cruz

NRO: Boehner's Unreasonable Attack on Cruz

Can we give up than claims that Ted Cruz is in cahoots with the GOP establishment? When we have politicians of both parties consistently going to Washington to do good and doing very well, something is seriously wrong. Personally (while Boehner's delivery was crude and certainly over the top) this was a signal by the GOPe that it is alright to dump Ted Cruz for Donald Trump.  

Still, it is hard to believe John Boehner used to be Speaker of the House...then again Denny Hastert used to be Speaker of the House or as he was known by the GOPe "Coach."  Strange Hastert got indicted and is now off to prison over transferring his own money to hush up a civil claim (something that trial attorneys and insurance companies do every day).  But beyond his past boy diddling, how did Denny Hastert make his millions in the first place?

Instapundit: Hastert's Sordid Past but This was the crime they got him on? And how Hastert and Reid got Rich in Washington.

Wombat: DaTechGuy: Boehner chooses Trump (and Hillary, Obama and Bernie) over Cruz

Maybe that scary budget deal will be addressed in the debate tonight?

Rush Limbaugh: House Republicans Renege on Every Promise They Made Us

Instapundit: Steven Green is drunk blogging the debate (or Game Two of the World Series if he can't take it anymore) and Rush thinks Republican leaders want Hillary to win (they can work with Hillary), Paul Ryan almost has the votes, and why won't they call Ben Carson a doctor?

Rush Limbaugh: The budget deal paves the way for President Hillary, what you might see in the debate, and the establishment want Ben Carson to win (for now) so they can then destroy him.  

AoSHQ: Great moderator pick there Reince!

Legal Insurrection: Live reactions to the CNBC debate

#FireReincePriebus #FireReince #RNCdebate #tcot https://t.co/tH3uogPUkL @rsmccain @jtLOL @TwitchyTeam @KevinNR @ali pic.twitter.com/YnyUSlXfRL

— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) October 29, 2015

EBL: Becky Quick Rule 5, That Hillary Clinton is so classy, John Harwood responds to his critics

Twitchy: Reince Priebus Blamed (for good reason)

Update:
Instapundit: Paul Ryan Elected Speaker

TOM: Rubio knocks out Jeb
Wombat: AmPowBlog: Lefties at CNBC loses control of the debate
Rush: Epic Jeb Fail, Ted Cruz scares the Establishment, and the Drive By Media exposes itself
Mark Steyn: Jeb's Fantasy Football Deflate
Regular Right Guy: CNBC is the cable business channel?

Lem's Levity/Chip Ahoy: Post Debate Analysis
Rush Limbaugh: Drive Bys not embarassed and no more CNBC crap sandwiches (we'll see)

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan?

Ann Coulter" Save Us From Paul Ryan but Remember When She Went for Fat Chris? 

Rush Limbaugh: The Donor Class Push for Ryan

NRO: How Ryan got from Never to All In

Legal Insurrection: Paul Ryan Declares

Mark Levin: Urgent: Paul Ryan

AoSHQ: Horse Trading?

Instapundit: Paul Ryan's Conditions, Chamber of Commerce and Freedom Caucus, McCarthy Out

EBL: McCarthy Out, Game On
Smitty/Darleen: Friday Fiction

Instapundit: If not Ryan, who?

McCarthy Out: Game On for Speaker of the House!

Things just got really interesting...

EBL: So who will Establishment Repubicans back for Speaker and McCarthy Tainted

Instapundit: Disarray? Maybe a speaker who might actually do something important (like hold democrats accountable)?  and Let the Tea Party win
AoSHQ: Bombshell

Nope, just a rumor...

Hot Air: Boehner woos Ryan and Mitt Romney for Speaker?

Instapundit: This McCarthy thing came on suddenly, without notice and why McCarthy had to go (it has actually been brewing a long time)

h/t Drudge Report

Ok, this is funny: House Dems run Craigslist ad for new speaker...

Never say never: Paul Ryan reconsidering? More here?

Lem's Levity: They're here and Ryan

Rush Limbaugh:  If all this is so bad for the GOP, why aren't the media more happy about it?  Maybe it isn't a bad thing?  

So who will Establishment Republicans back for Speaker of the House

With John Boehner out, who will replace him?

Instapundit: You don't have to be a House member to be Speaker of the House!

But why go Newt, let's see the GOP Establishment go Full Retard!

Although Hastert might enjoy wrestling with Democrats!

AoSHQ: Red Handed

Elizabeth Price Foley: Real Hope and Change, or is it?  and Democrats engage in corruption too (and Hillary did not turn over all those work emails)

Will Kevin McCarathy Become A Real Boy Now?

Breitbart: Kevin McCarthy is Eric Cantor with 10 less IQ points!

Instapundit: We won't have John Boehner to kick around anymore (so when is McConnell going), Powerline: Disappointed! and what would Rahm have Done?

Mark Steyn: After the Balls and Bob has more

Darleen Click: The Orange man leaveth...

I agree with what Ace is saying here, unfortunately it will be McCarthy, Scalise, and Kathy McMorris Rogers who will benefit from all of this. Why? Money.  McCarthy is probably first in line because Boehner has him tied in with the GOP donors.  Boehner has spent years flying around the country soliciting funds for the GOP.  

John Boehner To Resign

The Right To Choose: John Boehner to resign from Congress

Update: Who will Establishment Republicans back for Speaker? 

Is that Kevin McCarthy next to Boehner? 

I can't believe the Pope is going to be the new Speaker of the House.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) September 25, 2015

Instapundit: You won't have John Boehner to kick around anymore (so when is McConnell going)

Ace of Spades HQ

Drudge Report

Twitchy: Dennis Miller: Tammy Faye Boehner

You know what I want to see someday? Senate Majority Leader Mike Lee.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) September 25, 2015

MUST-SEE VIDEO: @marcorubio announces John #Boehner resignation to a huge standing ovation at Value Voters Summit https://t.co/9oe1WJwIQ5

— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) September 25, 2015

Twitchy: Tears make more sense today: Boehner to Resign

ohoh @gabrielmalor @allahpundit #MeetTheNewBossSameAsTheOldBoss #tcot #KevinMcCarthy #SpeakerOfTheHouse @instapundit https://t.co/4ATTl3zwdH

— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) September 25, 2015

Legal Insurrection: Boehner Out

Flashback Friday

Elizabeth Price Foley: McCarthy?
So who are these "conservatives" warming to McCarthy as speaker?
Instapundit: Powerline: Disappointed! and what would Rahm have Done?
Darleen Click: The Orange man leaveth...

Club for Growth plans a negative advertising campaign against Donald Trump...

Legal Insurrection: The Chamber of Congress Republicans are quite fierce you know...

Rush Limbaugh: The Establishment hears you, but they just don't care, They are getting the girl to do their fighting for them? (well she certainly has more...than Boehner and McConnell combined), and the media is all confused

EBL: Are you Trump Curious?

Instapundit: Trump Could Win? and Gonads for Sale (these two above could each use a set)

The GOP Establishment could potentially block Obama's Disastrous Iran Debacle, but probably won't...

B

I suspect something will be pulled out of somewhere, but it won't be from Bob's hat...

Andrew McCarthy lays out how the GOP could do it, but Corker, McConnell and Boehner (probably) wanted this disastrous outcome from the start.  If you see no action from the GOP leadership, that should answer the question definitively. 

AoSHQ has more.

Meanwhile, Iran makes clear what its long term goal is in regards to Israel.  

Instapundit: Trump says it is amateur hour with the Iran nuke deal, if Harry Reid likes it you know it's bad, and there is a way out if the GOP has the commitment to take it

EBL: Not all endangered species are worth saving...

Update:
AoSHQ: Boehner Failure Theater Continues
Corker is ready to do a trick on Syria (what could go wrong)
AoSHQ: Iran says it will destroy Israel and McConnell and Boehner continue Failure Theater and Update on what the GOP is up to
Trooper York/Lem's Place: GOP Fail
Instapundit: Breaking: The House has standing to challenge Obama in court over ObamaCare! and Boehner caves to conservatives (finally starts doing the right thing), John Kerry's guilty plea and The House Lawsuit

Breitbart: Trump: Israel will not survive Iran Nuclear Deal

Senate votes 58-42, failing to overcome Dem filibuster on Iran nuke deal. The deal will stand

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) September 10, 2015

AoSHQ: GOP Failure Theater: Boehner, McConnell and Corker, Three Little Maids From School
Instapundit: GOP Fail
Rush Limbaugh: Cruz Strategy 

Not all endangered species are worth saving...

John Boehner's Time As Speaker of the House may be coming to an end... 

EBL: Not all endangered species are worth saving...

Instapundit: A coup begins?
AoSHQ: Boehner's future in doubt
The Conservative Treehouse's Open Letter to Jonah Goldberg about Donald Trump
Rush Limbaugh: So Establishment Republicans could still block the Iran Deal, but probably won't (which tells you a lot about Establishment Republicans)

Update:
AoSHQ: Boehner Failure Theater Continues
Regular Right Guy: How a Goldwater Gal Goes Bad
AoSHQ: Iran says it will destroy Israel and McConnell and Boehner continue Failure Theater and Update on what the GOP is up to
Lem's Levity/Trooper York: GOP Fail
Instapundit: Breaking: The House has standing to challenge Obama in court over ObamaCare! and Boehner caves to conservatives (finally starts doing the right thing)

Breitbart: Trump: Israel will not survive Iran Nuclear Deal

Senate votes 58-42, failing to overcome Dem filibuster on Iran nuke deal. The deal will stand

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) September 10, 2015

AoSHQ: GOP Failure Theater: Boehner, McConnell and Corker, Three Little Maids From School
Instapundit: GOP Fail

This early election cycle is about as much fun as a barrel full of...

Instapundit/Glenn Reynolds: Yep (actually they do say a lot of evil...)

Instapundit: The Attempted Coup Begins, is Jeb Bush lying to us or Telemundo?, how Trump helps and Jeb hurts the GOP, and read the Daily Trump!

Rush Limbaugh: Media fails miserably in going after Trump and Jeb's Not An Angry Conservative

TOM: Cheap Rape Smear on Trump and Notes on Survival Amid Madness

Camp of the Saints: On Resisting Despots

AmPowBlog: Trump is actually helping

AoSHQ/DrewM: Trumpmentum!

Instapundit: Majority reject Iran deal, cheer up John, Obama's secret deal, Roger Simon notes: Weimar days are here again, and the lawlessness of it all

Roger Simon: Diary of a Mad Voter
JPod: Iran Deal Disaster

DaTechGuy: Will GOP do it to conservatives again? Yeah, probably they will.
Legal Insurrection: Will Schumer and Hillary save Democrats (and us) from Iran Nuke Deal? My prediction, without massive public outcry, no.

John Boehner would rather make love, not war...

AoSHQ: So what is to be done?

EBL: Say No To Getting Boned By Boehner

Instapundit: Mark Levin declares war and Boehner goes after conservatives who defy him
Rush Limbaugh: There is an all out assault on the conservative way of life and Obamatrade passes with 60 votes
Mark Levin: Boehner targeting a freshman congressman for defeat

Legal Insurrection: Can House Conservatives and Democrats block Obama and Boehner's Plan? 

Hot Air/Politico: What is motivating Boehner
Instapundit: Blowback for Boehner

Say No To Getting Boned By Boehner

Instapundit: Mark Levin declares war on Boehner and Company  and Just say no to Boehner

Instapundit: If only they were this tough on Democrats

EBL: Freaks
Wombat: Blogger Links from Saturday

AoSHQ: So what are you conservatives going to do about this? 
Instapundit: Blowback for Boehner

Washington D.C. Game of Thrones: So what will Barack Obama do with upstart Nancy Pelosi?

Barack "High Sparrow" Obama is a lame duck President, but will he tolerate Nancy "Cersei" Pelosi defying him?  

Will Nancy Pelosi get a walk of shame?

Don't trust Pelosi, she will stab us in the back quicker than she will O

While I am no fan of Nancy Pelosi she is right about opposing fast track authority (although granted for the wrong reasons). Unfortunately, Obama is going to get plenty of help from Paul Ryan and John Boehner on this fast track trade authority.  If Obama is so hot for it, it can't be good.

Free Beacon: Lefties seeking support from conservatives to stop ObamaTrade

EBL: To Our GOP Elites: It's A Trap  

Rule 5 and FMJRA

Regular Right Guy: This isn't over yet...

Update: To all those upset Jon Snow and Hillary Clinton fans 

Political Kissing Cousins (Trigger Warning)

Get a room…and don't come out!

Chip Ahoy Animates the Love
Rule 5 and FMJRA
Bob, you can't have it both ways...can you?
Rush Limbaugh: How do the Clintons' survive?, Rush living rent free in the heads of the Clinton crime family, and are Barack and/or Bill trying to take out Hillary?

What do these two posts have in common?

Smitty: The Media's Love of Jeb and TOM: 400 men castrated by cult…

What cult you ask?

EBL:  IRS Scandal: Lois Lerner e-mails found and Clinton Foundation took millions from foreign governments while Hillary was Secretary of State…

Instapundit: Culture of Corruption on IRS Scandal and Hillary Clinton foundation donations by foreign governments…

The Democrats are finding out GOP control of the Senate is not as bad as they thought it would be...

It is the year of the goat sheep so maybe that is what inspired him...

Drew M at AoSHQ is disgusted
Hot Air: The GOP House better not do what the GOP Senate just did…
Instapundit: CAPITULATION and we are a Nation of Laws, except when they disagree…
Instapundit: Democrats thinking "this must be an ambush!" Nope, it's Mitch!
Twitchy: So much for being a nation of laws…
TOM: #WAR!
Why did Cruz fold?

DaTechGuy: Is Obama trying to provoke you?
Boehner and Mitch throw in the towel...
Boehner's attempt to cave fails when Republicans break ranks