The key to victory in 2012 for Obama...

Ultimately it will turn on how many of  those who joined the herd last time will do so again?

"Pretend to be in control and people will assume you are."

"If you live in glass houses, don't throw stones."

"Your brain will shrink faster if you read mindless post from commentators with shrinking brains."

"If you question my authority, you are acting in bad faith."

"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow."

"Hey look, snow flakes!"

Update: Crack Emcee's musings

Update II:  RogerJ mused:  "Could it be: J is actually the love child of C4 and Carol Herman?"  That was back in November.  11/30/11 9:18 AM
 

Summarizing the history of people anthropomorphising animals...

Because there is no better way to destroy comedy than over analyzing it.  While it may have deeper implications today than it did decades ago, people parodying things by acting like animals is one of the oldest forms of comedy. Here's a great clip of someone pretending to be a UW mascot — in a guest spot on YouTube.  (If you've only got 2 seconds to spare, click this ).

And here is an example from the British school.

And let's not forget this absolutely classic bit!  Ouch!