"Pretend to be in control and people will assume you are."

"If you live in glass houses, don't throw stones."

"Your brain will shrink faster if you read mindless post from commentators with shrinking brains."

"If you question my authority, you are acting in bad faith."

"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow."

"Hey look, snow flakes!"

Update: Crack Emcee's musings

Update II:  RogerJ mused:  "Could it be: J is actually the love child of C4 and Carol Herman?"  That was back in November.  11/30/11 9:18 AM