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Friday, July 10, 2026

Rough Weekend for Graham Platner 🦞🦪

EBL: Graham Cracker Crumbles, Graham Platner is a 🙀, Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: PJ Media: Why I don't think Graham Platner is going to drop out...

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.10.26 and Platner will drop out Monday?

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

THE BALLAD OF GRAHAM PLATNER (sung to Come Monday)

Headin' up Bar Harbor way
For the socialist candidate show
I got my Carhartts on
I guess I never was meant for this Maine political rodeo

Honey, I didn't know
That the scandals would hit me so

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

Yes it's been quite a summer
Bad polls and redirected blame
And now Bernie's on vacation
Somethin' hard to explain

Yes and it's "I love you so"
That's the reason Liz Warren just let me go

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

I can't help it, voters
You're that much a part of me now
Remember that night in the news cycle when
We said there'd be no room for doubt?

I hope you're enjoyin' the scramble
Ro Khanna's lying about me again
We can go clamin' on Tuesday
With you I could clam anywhere

The headlines have worn me quite thin
It's so nice to be withdrawin' again

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
(fade out with lobster rolls and regret) 🦞🦪

Moroccans in the Netherlands, progressives in Maine, same vibes. https://t.co/iU9ToOx4dl
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 10, 2026

pic.twitter.com/gQzOXBJHJz
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 10, 2026

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Graham Cracker Crumbles

Instapundit: Robert Stacy McCain: Democrats and the politics of unquestioned assumptions

AoSHQ: Graham Platner waiting till Monday

EBL: Graham Platner is a 🙀, Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Patriot TV: Graham Platner declares he is the victim

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.09.26

Spot on

If you want to honestly ask yourself why millions of not-very-MAGA Americans are Republicans, or at least are open to voting GOP, watch this video and ask yourself if you really would enjoy being in the same room with Vocal Fry Guy here. Absolutely toxic for Democrats. https://t.co/NjbJpW3Qox
— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre) July 8, 2026

Maine Republicans are wise to increase their efforts in the wake of Platner’s exit. Collins campaign must now re-target its message with a new opponent. Take nothing for granted, work overtime.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 9, 2026

But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Graham Platner is a 🙀

Instapundit: Fox News: Platner is a 🙀

Planter pussies out of the Maine Senate Race.

EBL: Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: Graham Platner private school screw-up

Hot Air: A Dem poop show of epic proportions

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

WFB: Disgraced Dems who backed Platner

Daily Caller: Accused rapist drops out

PJ Media: Planter killed Dem brand

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.08.26

Platner drops out. Now Maine is going to let 600 Democrat party insiders pick the new candidate, replacing the guy that 156,000 people voted for. Just like the party kicked Biden to the curb and replaced him with Kamala. Tell me again which party is a threat to democracy.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 9, 2026

“The job of defeating Susan Collins”? At this point, can y’all just stop pretending that there is still any chance of that? https://t.co/PXp0QxoaWV
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 8, 2026

LMAO! John Fetterman is on live TV ROASTING Graham Platner AND Bernie Sanders after Platner dropped out

"You will ONLY be remembered as the accused RAPlST that got pushed out of your election. That's your legacy, bro."

"Bernie Sanders needs to apologize to the voters of Maine… pic.twitter.com/G5LyL8YFc6
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 9, 2026

But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗

EBL: DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Double Down Dems!

Twitchy: Democrat Dumpster Fire in Maine Senate Race

AoSHQ: NYT cover-up and Morning Report 07.07.26

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

pic.twitter.com/9itIt4Mw25
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 6, 2026

Elizabeth Warren wants to retract her endorsement of Graham Platner but she doesn’t want to look like an Indian giver.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) July 7, 2026

The "I'm a dirtbag" speech. They definitely have a template ready to go when needed.

Who did it better? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/UfF97z2a5q
— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 6, 2026

CNN already had an interview lined up with the woman accusing Graham Platner of rape? Damn. This is Swalwell all over again. pic.twitter.com/TO9O9QFRqO
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) July 6, 2026

BREAKING: Graham Platner is holding the Democrat Party HOSTAGE, refusing to drop out unless he gets to choose his successor. pic.twitter.com/2ZUuKowKVn
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 7, 2026

All John Fetterman's I-Told-You-So's to his party over Graham Platner newest allegations pic.twitter.com/Y0qvAP9phR
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) July 6, 2026

Graham Platner should stay in the Maine Senate race.

And not just because I want him to.

Why should he get out? Because he's a good guy who's known for self-sacrifice and caring for others? Pffft. That and a dollar get you one of his oysters.

First, it's all his decision. The… pic.twitter.com/nVgGWJHrTP
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 8, 2026

Senator John Kennedy somehow managed to squeeze two BRUTAL but hilarious one-liners into a short answer about the Graham Platner controversy.

The line that stole the show involved having “an IQ above a toaster”…before taking a direct shot at Senator Schumer.

KENNEDY: “With… https://t.co/ls0rCOzSL5 pic.twitter.com/EFOWXkSOI0
— Overton (@overton_news) July 8, 2026

#Gutfeld pic.twitter.com/3CATwZqEdG
— Phil A. Buster. (@DanDLio50048934) July 8, 2026

All he has to do is stick it out past the deadline and then all the Democrats will have suddenly decided that actually, the allegations weren't credible and that Politico is a MAGA publication https://t.co/pcoJ6oZyRx
— Chris (@chriswithans) July 7, 2026

Monday, July 6, 2026

DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

What is the over/under Graham Platner drops out of Maine Senate race? And when?

Instapundit: OYSTERGRUPPENFUHRER ENTERS STALINGRAD

Believe The Women...

Instapundit: Never let Dems forget they endorsed this creep, Planter Out?, and A lot of embarassed Democrats wished they did not endorse...

AoSHQ: NYT cover-up, Dems to replace Graham Platner?, and Morning Report 07.06.26

Townhall: Chances of Graham Platner dropping out skyrocket

RedState: Platner facing sexual assault allegation

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

The Hill: July 13 is the replacement deadline

Update: The limb was, in fact, sawn off. pic.twitter.com/hAECkThstc
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 6, 2026

Apparently pseudo-oyster farmer and Maine Democrat Senatorial candidate Graham Platner is dropping out of the race against incumbent Susan Collins. A breaking news story says he sexually assaulted a former girlfriend.

The real story here is that the Democrats were so desperate…
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 6, 2026

“… our best and only chance … a good, decent man”?
Care to update? https://t.co/jSzvcwxORo
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026

HOLY F*CK! If even this infamous slimeball is backing out … https://t.co/rlf2FxroRK
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026

This will forever be Bernie Sanders's legacy! pic.twitter.com/IaCmsVrpFD
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 6, 2026

The next time you see Graham Platner will be his announcement of dropping out. The next time after that will be his interview on Tucker about how AIPAC and the Epstein Class did this to him.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) July 6, 2026

The damage this guy has done to the Democrat Party and its credibility cannot be underestimated enough… https://t.co/3UiBCtGmto
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) July 6, 2026

A speech every democrat makes at the end of their careers, just added Platner to the list pic.twitter.com/pksLbxc1Jx
— LetsGoGifs (@LetsGoGifs) July 6, 2026

Thursday, June 4, 2026

JAMES TALARICO ENDORSES GRAHAM PLATNER

EBL: June is Bustin Out All Over (for Platner) and Democrat Me Too: Platner and Gallego

Just another slow news day for Democrat Graham Platner...

Some Democrats however are intrigued.

Instapundit: I Did Nazi That Coming, NYTs throws women under the bus, MAINE KAMPF. and Great endorsement day for Sanders and Warren

AoSHQ: Morning Report 06.04.26 and Male Rape: but not in a gay way

Townhall: An ex-Sanders aide notices something odd about Platner

Right Scoop: Fetterman murders Platner in interview

PJ Media: Dems don't do Jesus stuff well

RedState: Brutal Platner Oppo Drop

BREAKING: James Talarico has been arrested for attempting to break into Graham Platner's house https://t.co/x25ncW2wMI
— Pericles (@PerryALPHA) June 4, 2026

See? That whole "believe all women" #MeToo bullshit gets shoved right out the door the minute it hurts Democrats. We're back to the Carville/Clinton "nuts and sluts"/"drag a $100 bill through a trailer park" defense. https://t.co/oGfgg8Du2V
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) June 4, 2026

Can’t wait for Matt Damon to play Graham Platner in a future coming-of-age Netflix film about a spoiled rich kid who acts out as a teenager and is shipped off to an $80K a year boarding school only to get expelled after one semester for sexually assaulting a student then he joins…
— Caroline Wren (@CarolineWren) June 4, 2026

pic.twitter.com/hlLngSqIY8
— Russ Walker (@RWalkerFW) June 3, 2026

Ro will be traveling to Maine tomorrow to actually campaign for Graham Platner.

You quite literally cannot make this up. pic.twitter.com/0SzBzXB1EJ
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) June 5, 2026

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

The Real Reason The Boy Scouts Disappeared

The End of Boy Scouts

AoSHQ: Morning Report 06.02.26

Monday, June 1, 2026

June Is Busting Out All Over (Platner in Maine)

Oh how times change, the Maine of Carousel is no more...

EBL: Democrat Me Too: Platner and Gallego

RSM: Platner in the Führerbunker?

Platner is bustin out all over!

TOM: Democrats Electing Jew-Haters, While Losers Blame … THE JOOZ! and How We Got Here: ‘Susan Collins, One of the Most Evil People in Public Life’

AoSHQ: Morning Report 06.01.26, Platner Predator Paradise site, and Poop Fetish

Instapundit: Democrats Have Tied Themselves to Grähäm Plätner

Hot Air: Is Platner actually toast? Maybe not...

RedState: Platner trainwreck response

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Democrat Me Too: Platner and Gallego

Democrats Platner and Gallego have issues...

But birds of a feather, endorse together.

PJ Media: Is Platner finished?

Ruben Gallego was Eric Swalwell's wing man. Swalwell was taken out by the Democrat Party as soon as he became a problem for them. Gallego is worried he is next.

Democrats may be also be plotting to get Graham Platner out of his race, because they fear Susan Collins winning in the general (do the the drip drip drip of one creepy weirdness after another). There is no morality in this, other than Democrats winning. Say what you will about the Democrat Party, but it has no issue taking out its own to maintain party power.

TOM: Democrats Electing Jew-Haters, While Losers Blame … THE JOOZ! and How We Got Here: ‘Susan Collins, One of the Most Evil People in Public Life’

Instapundit: Democrats Have Tied Themselves to Grähäm Plätner, Dems about to do a Biden on Platner?, Not an outlier, and Hiding behind wife

AoSHQ: Morning Report 06.01.26, Platner Predator Paradise site, and Poop Fetish

RSM: Platner in the Führerbunker?

Graham Platner is about to get Bidened.

Janet Mills is about to get Kamalaed.

But Collins will still win.

Sit back and watch. The Nazi tattoo, port-a-potty domain mastering and the sex texts have become too much, even for Democrats.

Book it.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) May 30, 2026

It’s amazing how many Democrats are just now starting to realize that maybe nominating a guy with a Totenkopf tattoo might not be a good idea.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) May 30, 2026

This is getting very curious. These influential voices are coming out on this point VERY LATE. The primary is June 9.

I do not think anything will happen in advance of the primary, and Platner is going to win with no real opponent still in the race.

BUT, under Maine law, if… https://t.co/SSiVPBrqQp
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) May 30, 2026

The most recent revelations (sexting/Kik profile) were almost certainly from Democrat sources trying to push Platner out (see @shipwreckedcrew on this). GOP operatives have much more devastating stuff, which they are holding back for now.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) June 1, 2026