President Trump U.S. the Master Trolling Expert. And that's why he did it. To troll his opponents. It's fun watching them melt down over everything.
— Ralph Cassitto (@RgCassi) August 28, 2026
100% accurate pic.twitter.com/E5eAe0NRNG
— Joel Fischer 🇺🇸 (@realJoelFischer) August 30, 2026
Instapundit: PJ Media: Why I don't think Graham Platner is going to drop out...
AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.10.26 and Platner will drop out Monday?
TOM: Platner’s Progressive GötterdämmerungTHE BALLAD OF GRAHAM PLATNER (sung to Come Monday)
Headin' up Bar Harbor way
For the socialist candidate show
I got my Carhartts on
I guess I never was meant for this Maine political rodeo
Honey, I didn't know
That the scandals would hit me so
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
Yes it's been quite a summer
Bad polls and redirected blame
And now Bernie's on vacation
Somethin' hard to explain
Yes and it's "I love you so"
That's the reason Liz Warren just let me go
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
I can't help it, voters
You're that much a part of me now
Remember that night in the news cycle when
We said there'd be no room for doubt?
I hope you're enjoyin' the scramble
Ro Khanna's lying about me again
We can go clamin' on Tuesday
With you I could clam anywhere
The headlines have worn me quite thin
It's so nice to be withdrawin' again
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
(fade out with lobster rolls and regret) 🦞🦪
Moroccans in the Netherlands, progressives in Maine, same vibes. https://t.co/iU9ToOx4dl
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 10, 2026
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 10, 2026
If you want to honestly ask yourself why millions of not-very-MAGA Americans are Republicans, or at least are open to voting GOP, watch this video and ask yourself if you really would enjoy being in the same room with Vocal Fry Guy here. Absolutely toxic for Democrats. https://t.co/NjbJpW3Qox
— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre) July 8, 2026
Maine Republicans are wise to increase their efforts in the wake of Platner’s exit. Collins campaign must now re-target its message with a new opponent. Take nothing for granted, work overtime.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 9, 2026
But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026
Platner drops out. Now Maine is going to let 600 Democrat party insiders pick the new candidate, replacing the guy that 156,000 people voted for. Just like the party kicked Biden to the curb and replaced him with Kamala. Tell me again which party is a threat to democracy.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 9, 2026
“The job of defeating Susan Collins”? At this point, can y’all just stop pretending that there is still any chance of that? https://t.co/PXp0QxoaWV
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 8, 2026
LMAO! John Fetterman is on live TV ROASTING Graham Platner AND Bernie Sanders after Platner dropped out
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 9, 2026
"You will ONLY be remembered as the accused RAPlST that got pushed out of your election. That's your legacy, bro."
"Bernie Sanders needs to apologize to the voters of Maine… pic.twitter.com/G5LyL8YFc6
But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 6, 2026
Elizabeth Warren wants to retract her endorsement of Graham Platner but she doesn’t want to look like an Indian giver.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) July 7, 2026
The "I'm a dirtbag" speech. They definitely have a template ready to go when needed.
— MAZE (@mazemoore) July 6, 2026
Who did it better? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/UfF97z2a5q
CNN already had an interview lined up with the woman accusing Graham Platner of rape? Damn. This is Swalwell all over again. pic.twitter.com/TO9O9QFRqO
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) July 6, 2026
BREAKING: Graham Platner is holding the Democrat Party HOSTAGE, refusing to drop out unless he gets to choose his successor. pic.twitter.com/2ZUuKowKVn
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 7, 2026
All John Fetterman's I-Told-You-So's to his party over Graham Platner newest allegations pic.twitter.com/Y0qvAP9phR
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) July 6, 2026
Graham Platner should stay in the Maine Senate race.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 8, 2026
And not just because I want him to.
Why should he get out? Because he's a good guy who's known for self-sacrifice and caring for others? Pffft. That and a dollar get you one of his oysters.
First, it's all his decision. The… pic.twitter.com/nVgGWJHrTP
Senator John Kennedy somehow managed to squeeze two BRUTAL but hilarious one-liners into a short answer about the Graham Platner controversy.
— Overton (@overton_news) July 8, 2026
The line that stole the show involved having “an IQ above a toaster”…before taking a direct shot at Senator Schumer.
KENNEDY: “With… https://t.co/ls0rCOzSL5 pic.twitter.com/EFOWXkSOI0
#Gutfeld pic.twitter.com/3CATwZqEdG
— Phil A. Buster. (@DanDLio50048934) July 8, 2026
All he has to do is stick it out past the deadline and then all the Democrats will have suddenly decided that actually, the allegations weren't credible and that Politico is a MAGA publication https://t.co/pcoJ6oZyRx
— Chris (@chriswithans) July 7, 2026
Update: The limb was, in fact, sawn off. pic.twitter.com/hAECkThstc
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 6, 2026
Apparently pseudo-oyster farmer and Maine Democrat Senatorial candidate Graham Platner is dropping out of the race against incumbent Susan Collins. A breaking news story says he sexually assaulted a former girlfriend.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) July 6, 2026
The real story here is that the Democrats were so desperate…
“… our best and only chance … a good, decent man”?
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026
Care to update? https://t.co/jSzvcwxORo
HOLY F*CK! If even this infamous slimeball is backing out … https://t.co/rlf2FxroRK
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 6, 2026
This will forever be Bernie Sanders's legacy! pic.twitter.com/IaCmsVrpFD
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) July 6, 2026
The next time you see Graham Platner will be his announcement of dropping out. The next time after that will be his interview on Tucker about how AIPAC and the Epstein Class did this to him.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) July 6, 2026
The damage this guy has done to the Democrat Party and its credibility cannot be underestimated enough… https://t.co/3UiBCtGmto
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) July 6, 2026
A speech every democrat makes at the end of their careers, just added Platner to the list pic.twitter.com/pksLbxc1Jx
— LetsGoGifs (@LetsGoGifs) July 6, 2026
Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) said he believes the account of Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner's former girlfriend, Lyndsey Fifield, and urged Platner's campaign to stop attacking her and the journalists who reported on the allegations.
— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) June 7, 2026
“I believe her,” Khanna tells… pic.twitter.com/jAndUizY49
BREAKING: James Talarico has been arrested for attempting to break into Graham Platner's house https://t.co/x25ncW2wMI
— Pericles (@PerryALPHA) June 4, 2026
See? That whole "believe all women" #MeToo bullshit gets shoved right out the door the minute it hurts Democrats. We're back to the Carville/Clinton "nuts and sluts"/"drag a $100 bill through a trailer park" defense. https://t.co/oGfgg8Du2V
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) June 4, 2026
Can’t wait for Matt Damon to play Graham Platner in a future coming-of-age Netflix film about a spoiled rich kid who acts out as a teenager and is shipped off to an $80K a year boarding school only to get expelled after one semester for sexually assaulting a student then he joins…
— Caroline Wren (@CarolineWren) June 4, 2026
— Russ Walker (@RWalkerFW) June 3, 2026
Ro will be traveling to Maine tomorrow to actually campaign for Graham Platner.
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) June 5, 2026
You quite literally cannot make this up. pic.twitter.com/0SzBzXB1EJ
Democrats may be also be plotting to get Graham Platner out of his race, because they fear Susan Collins winning in the general (do the the drip drip drip of one creepy weirdness after another). There is no morality in this, other than Democrats winning. Say what you will about the Democrat Party, but it has no issue taking out its own to maintain party power.
Graham Platner is about to get Bidened.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) May 30, 2026
Janet Mills is about to get Kamalaed.
But Collins will still win.
Sit back and watch. The Nazi tattoo, port-a-potty domain mastering and the sex texts have become too much, even for Democrats.
Book it.
It’s amazing how many Democrats are just now starting to realize that maybe nominating a guy with a Totenkopf tattoo might not be a good idea.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) May 30, 2026
This is getting very curious. These influential voices are coming out on this point VERY LATE. The primary is June 9.
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) May 30, 2026
I do not think anything will happen in advance of the primary, and Platner is going to win with no real opponent still in the race.
BUT, under Maine law, if… https://t.co/SSiVPBrqQp
The most recent revelations (sexting/Kik profile) were almost certainly from Democrat sources trying to push Platner out (see @shipwreckedcrew on this). GOP operatives have much more devastating stuff, which they are holding back for now.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) June 1, 2026
Since 1993, Democrats have controlled the governor's office in North Carolina for all but one four-year term (Pat McCrory, 2013-2017), and the judiciary has increasingly followed the leftward trend. Especially in the urban "Triangle" area, Democrats dominate. https://t.co/SbvFZ1GvJe
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) March 31, 2026
𝐍𝐑𝐒𝐂 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝟐 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐍𝐀 𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐊𝐀’𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑
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