On primary day Jon Huntsman let's loose on Ron Paul!

There is no defense to Jon Huntsman's verbal Kung Fu

15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat 
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO
14) Cow Sucking (hey EBL resents that one)
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou
13) A Baboon's A**hole
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen
12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo
11) Dog F**king
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de
10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao
9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng
8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze
7) Have a Sh*t-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se
6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock  (Hey!  EBL says not cool!)
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo
5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang
4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung
3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo
2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze
1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN


Let's see Ron "Stumpy" Paul respond to that!  In Mandarin!  


H/T:  Vodka Pundit:   The top 15 curses of Firefly