Sunday, May 21, 2017

If 'Bad Touch' Biden were a sea mammal he would be...

Joe Biden would be a grabby sea lion...

They don't call him Grabby Biden for nothing. These sea mammals are called sea lions for a reason. To be fair, this sea lion really didn't take a bite out of this girl. It could have been far worse: the '[Sea] Lion of the Senate' Ted Kennedy actually killed a girl.

Sea lions weigh hundreds of pounds, have a jaws and teeth that are comparable to a lion's, and have become very acclimatized to being around people. People don't appreciate how wild these animals are. Which reminds me of one of my favorite books: Death In Yellowstone (Bisons are #1 killers of stupid tourists).  

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