It is a tough call. I did not catch either of these in the theater (thank God), but after watching them on HBO I am going with Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald being worse of the two. It was just tediously boring. If Harry Potter series is going to go back to the well (again), at least make this dreck somewhat watchable?
Mortal Engines was a steaming steam punk pile of trash (If I want fantasy of this sort I'll go with Howl's Moving Castle) but it was visually ok at points (that is just me trying to say something positive for Peter Jackson's sake who produced this). I did like the cyborg Shrike--in that it was a germ of a potentially good Frankenstein/Beauty and the Beast retelling. Still, didn't Hollywood learn anything from Wild Wild West and Waterworld?
Both these movies suck.
Mortal Engines was a steaming steam punk pile of trash (If I want fantasy of this sort I'll go with Howl's Moving Castle) but it was visually ok at points (that is just me trying to say something positive for Peter Jackson's sake who produced this). I did like the cyborg Shrike--in that it was a germ of a potentially good Frankenstein/Beauty and the Beast retelling. Still, didn't Hollywood learn anything from Wild Wild West and Waterworld?
Both these movies suck.
I hear Mortal Engines is a good book series. I hope the author got a good payday selling the rights, because after that movie I am going to have to be pretty hard up picking up those books.
Rotten Tomatoes: Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald and Mortal Engines
AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.27.19
Like Tyrion in Game of Thrones novels, Hester Shaw's facial scars in the books are supposed to be way worse than depicted in this movie. That was an important part of her character development (and also subverts the whole Frankenstein/Beauty and the Beast theme with Shrike), but so much for author intent. To be fair, Clint Eastwood (to some extent) did the same thing in Unforgiven.
In Tyrion's case, it was Peter Dinklage who (beyond typical dwarf memes) balked at being in a make up chair for hours each day. His scaring would have made more sense with Sansa's rejection (although to be fair she was hoping for a taller guy).Still, especially on a series, the make up issue is not an unreasonable request for a major character.
EBL: Hera Hilmar (the Romanoffs) and Da Vinci's Demons
Jihae: Anna Fang
Right Way: Rule 5 Link-O-Rama
American Elephants: Michael Mann
A View From The Beach: Russiagate
Hogewash: Success Is Not An Option
Raised on Hoecakes: Coming Our Way?
AoSHQ: Clearing your fridge of left overs
Don Surber: Japan backs USA against China
American Elephants: Michael Mann
A View From The Beach: Russiagate
Hogewash: Success Is Not An Option
Raised on Hoecakes: Coming Our Way?
AoSHQ: Clearing your fridge of left overs
Don Surber: Japan backs USA against China
Animal Magnetism: Saturday Gingermageddon
EBL: Wombat, Adobe Walls, and Kirby McCain
American Spectator: R.S. McCain: The Hate Factory
357 Magnum: Sunday Links and A Real Bear Market
American Power: US-China Trade War and War on History
The Pirates Cove: If All You See..., and Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup
The Feral Irishman: Sleeping Beauty and Obama's New House: Hypocrisy
Camp of the Saints: From Europe to Eurabia and Adobe Walls Needs Our Help
EBL: Wombat, Adobe Walls, and Kirby McCain
American Spectator: R.S. McCain: The Hate Factory
357 Magnum: Sunday Links and A Real Bear Market
American Power: US-China Trade War and War on History
The Pirates Cove: If All You See..., and Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup
The Feral Irishman: Sleeping Beauty and Obama's New House: Hypocrisy
Camp of the Saints: From Europe to Eurabia and Adobe Walls Needs Our Help
Knuckledraggin My Life Away: I’m sure she’s taken, men and I’ll leave you with this
Political Clown Parade: Bury My DNA at Wounded Knee and Flowing Curves of Beauty
Diogenes Middle Finger News: Shifty Adam Schiff needs to step aside and A Good Monday Morning
Political Clown Parade: Bury My DNA at Wounded Knee and Flowing Curves of Beauty
Diogenes Middle Finger News: Shifty Adam Schiff needs to step aside and A Good Monday Morning
Mark Steyn: Ending of the Peer Show (Mann gets his hockey stick where it belongs) and On The Warren Path
TOM: IG Report Confirms Comey’s ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Against Trump, Do You #BelieveWomen?, The Smear Machine Fails (Again), In The Mailbox: 08.28.19, The Final Frontier: Lesbian Astronaut Becomes First Criminal in Space, Feds Charge Transgender Activist With Raping 4-Year-Old on Video, In The Mailbox: 08.27.19, Democrats: No More Heterosexuals!, In The Mailbox: 08.26.19, Fall Back To The Fortified Blogs!, Hey, Kids: Communism Isn’t Cool, In The Mailbox: 08.23.19, In The Mailbox: 08.22.19, NBC/MSNBC Smears the Epoch Times
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