Here's what was promised at $12,000 a ticket:
And here's what they delivered:
Instapundit: Welcome toFantasy Altamont Island! and Another Lousy Day in Paradise
Update: TOM: Subpoenas for Super Models and Frye Fraud (a Millenial Woodstock)
And here's what they delivered:
Instapundit: Welcome to
#FyreFestival update, photos from the ground! pic.twitter.com/Z7fn9cKaz3— FyreFestivalFraud (@FyreFraud) April 27, 2017
In case you're wondering, those "cabanas" are actually disaster relief tents.#fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/jaZpkIKVT2— Matt Halfhill (@MattHalfhill) April 28, 2017
This is how Fyre Fest handles luggage. Just drop it out of a shipping container. At night. With no lights. #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/X5CdZRyJWo— William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017
Everything else sucked, but I guess you could go see the Bahama "Swimming Pigs"
US Weekly: Ja Rule's Fyre Festival was a Complete Fail: Hunger Games and Lord of the Flies
TOM: New Jersey Computer Whiz Kid Discovers Real Life Is Not Like Web Design and Lesbian couple experience the fun and adventure of the Islamic world
NY Mag: Fyre Festival was always going to be a disaster...
NY Post: Ja Rule's Tropical Paradise descends into hell...
Business Insider: Ja Rule says it is not his fault, but promise to make it right
AoSHQ: Ace finally finds out about it! But the Schadenfreude never gets old.How to make a #FyreFestival sandwich pic.twitter.com/szE4Wd9kja— Complex (@Complex) April 28, 2017
Rule 5 and FMJRA
I don't make promises I can't keep about Instagram models. But to those who got cheated going to FYRE, here is a collection of sites known for Rule 5 appreciation:
TOTUS
Theo Spark
Daily Gator
Pirate's Cove
Woodsterman
Proof Positive
RULE 5 SITES
The Right Way
MissK's World...
American Power
Guns and Bikinis
SayanythingBlog
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Camp of the Saints
Maggie's Notebook
The Classic Liberal
Randy's Roundtable
A Nod To The Gods
Political Clown Parade
The Vulgar Curmudgeon
A View From The Beach
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Old Retired Petty Officer
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
TOTUS
Theo Spark
Daily Gator
Pirate's Cove
Woodsterman
Proof Positive
RULE 5 SITES
The Right Way
MissK's World...
American Power
Guns and Bikinis
SayanythingBlog
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Camp of the Saints
Maggie's Notebook
The Classic Liberal
Randy's Roundtable
A Nod To The Gods
Political Clown Parade
The Vulgar Curmudgeon
A View From The Beach
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Old Retired Petty Officer
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
TMZ had pics of one of the 'fabulous' meals there. It was a Styrofoam carton with two slices of bread, two slices of cheese, a slice of tomato and a little lettuce.
ReplyDeleteA bargain at twelve grand!
As Iowahawk tweets, “In fairness people who paid $12k to watch Blink 182 deserve a life sentence to a dystopian Cannibal Island.”
DeleteYou know Douchenozzels like Roger Goodell are thinking, how can we get NFL fans to shell out bucks like that?
DeleteSo who are the people that would go to this thing anyway? I keep thinking this is where Yale, Harvard, and other trust fund kids go. People who earned their money don't have $12,000 to spend on just seeing models. And as for the pictures, I have better ones from my recent cruise that included Freeport and Nassua Bahamas. Total cost for 7 days was less than $3,000 for two of us, and at least one meal included lobster and steak.
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously asking, because I have a hunch these are limousine liberals that get swindled like this.
If you gave me $12,000 per person for a vacation, trust me it would be a helluva vacation. You could do two or three months in Europe living large on that budget. You could do a vacation in the Bahamas for about $1,000 per person for about a week. And that would be a decent hotel and meals.
DeletePeople are idiots. There are a lot of marks (suckers) out there.
Gov't financed. It probably came out of their student loans.
DeleteI think for 12G; I could get you a great Bahamian weekend with a pair of attractive escorts and a chef on call. I'd find the best acts across the island nation and have a float plane take you to them.
ReplyDeleteSame island as the swimming pigs, but many of them died, so no luck their either.
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