It's Raining Dildos (A WNBA Parody)
To the tune of "It's Raining Men"
Verse 1
Hi, hi, we're your WNBA fans,
And have we got news for you!
Get ready, all you hoopin’ queens,
And grab your courtside view!
The game’s gettin’ wild, the crowd’s in a trance,
Somethin’s fallin’ from the stands!
It’s a party on the court, and it’s quite the show,
Look up, it’s a dildo tornado!
Chorus
It’s raining dildos! Hallelujah!
It’s raining dildos! Amen!
They’re flyin’ high, from the sky,
Buzzin’ down where the WNBA shines!
It’s raining dildos! Oh, baby!
It’s raining dildos! Oh yeah!
From the rafters, they descend,
On the court, it’s a wild new trend!
Verse 2
The refs are dodgin’, the players all laugh,
The crowd’s goin’ nuts, it’s a riot and a half!
From three-point range to the free-throw line,
These toys are droppin’ right on time!
No need for rebounds, no need for a pass,
Just catch ‘em quick before they hit the glass!
The scoreboard’s lit, the fans all cheer,
The WNBA’s got a new frontier!
Chorus
It’s raining dildos! Hallelujah!
It’s raining dildos! Amen!
They’re flyin’ high, from the sky,
Buzzin’ down where the WNBA shines!
It’s raining dildos! Oh, baby!
It’s raining dildos! Oh yeah!
From the rafters, they descend,
On the court, it’s a wild new trend!
Bridge
Slam dunk, alley-oop, the game’s gettin’ spicy,
The fans are tossin’ toys, and it’s feelin’ so nice-y!
From Seattle to New York, the courts are alive,
With a shower of silliness, watch the league thrive!
So grab your sneakers, and don’t be shy,
Join the fun as the dildos fly!
The WNBA’s got sass and flair,
This game’s got more than just air!
Chorus
It’s raining dildos! Hallelujah!
It’s raining dildos! Amen!
They’re flyin’ high, from the sky,
Buzzin’ down where the WNBA shines!
It’s raining dildos! Oh, baby!
It’s raining dildos! Oh yeah!
From the rafters, they descend,
On the court, it’s a wild new trend!
Outro
So let’s keep hoopin’, let’s keep it fun,
The WNBA’s where the wild ones run!
It’s raining dildos, let the good times roll,
This league’s got heart, and it’s got soul!
Note: This parody is meant for humor and entertainment, celebrating the WNBA’s vibrant energy with a playful, absurd twist. No actual dildos were harmed in the making of this song.
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