"I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk." H.L. Mencken
"Someday you get the bear, some day the bear gets you." Also reminds me of an old, old Red Skelton ditty: "While walking in the woods one day Alge saw a Bear. The Bear saw Alge. The bear was bulgy. The bulge was Algy.""rim-shot"
I had to stop Anonymous comments due to spam. But I welcome all legitimate comments. Thanks.