Can you imagine the fun of her running the House of Representatives. I wish Republicans had the immagination to do this. If you are worried if something happens to Biden and Harris (or even Trump Pence if they can Stop The Steal), she can't be third in line for the Presidency (she is too young). Next in line is President Pro Tempore of Senate (Chuck Grassley).
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
My band of wokes, my Squad of Socialists
The dirty followers, always looking for grift
Demo whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my bar
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors
And they crawl out on all fours
Demo whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my bar
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors
And they crawl out on all fours
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best barkeep in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their constitutents and cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest Socialist like me
A Congresscritter of good intent
Who's content to be
And meet the best barkeep in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their constitutents and cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest Socialist like me
A Congresscritter of good intent
Who's content to be
Speaker of the House, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a wokey stir
Lobbyists appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do anyone a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a wokey stir
Lobbyists appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do anyone a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Speaker of the House, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve taxpayers of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a barkeep
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Ready to relieve taxpayers of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a barkeep
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Speaker of the House, quick to catch yer eye
Never was a passerby to pass my by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Never was a passerby to pass my by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Drinks beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the cocktails with this and that
The poor are more than welcome
Public Housing is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
(Oh Santa!)
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the cocktails with this and that
The poor are more than welcome
Public Housing is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
(Oh Santa!)
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!)
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!)
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
(Oh, sorry love
Must get something done about that)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Must get something done about that)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Speaker of the House? Isn't worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks she's quite a smartie but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the House!
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks she's quite a smartie but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the House!
Speaker of the House!
Speaker and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Speaker and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the Speaker!
Everybody bless her staff!
Everybody bless her staff!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up Pelosi's arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Speaker of the House!
Raise it up Pelosi's arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Speaker of the House!
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