So apparently Sir Richard Branson likes motor boating, he can afford it...
Oh wait, not that kind of motor boating...
Back up singer Antonia Jenae accuses Sir Richard of This kind of motor boating...
Sir Richard accused of unwelcome motor boating...
This event occurred in 2010
Sir Richard with his wife...
Sir Richard lost a bet here and had to dress up as a Virgin flight attendant
Sir Richard does not remember it (could there have been Demon Rum involved)
Sir Richard apologizes for unwelcome motor boating...
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I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I'm having a problem believing he went down on her without some consent. I just don't see him having the strength to pry those legs apart to access the place to let his motor run.
ReplyDeleteI can believe he would be up for such an adventure.
He motor boated her breasts (allegedly)
DeleteI didn't know that was a thing, but I admit, that's a bit easier to do without consent. Maybe I should read Mencken more.
DeleteI slipped in the gif from Wedding Crashers because Vince Vaughn asks Owen Wilson if he motor boated his girl (a bit tougher to motor boat Rachel McAdams as apposed to the far more endowed Antonia Jenae...but there you go).
DeleteI forgot, the motor boating comments were about mom Jane Seymour hitting on Owen Wilson, but the logic is similar.
DeleteYeah, so I'm way off. I know I heard the phrase from a Ron White act, but I always thought from the context, it was a euphemism for cunnilingus. So, I checked the urban dictionary to see if it is a general euphemism and see that it is specific to the act you describe and clearly cite well.
DeleteThat being cleared up, I can clearly see someone of the nature of Richard Branson both doing something like that, and probably doing it without asking. But Richard Branson is the type of personality that I don't think he or his employees and stakeholders would treat the same as Harvey Weinstein.
Branson's an obvious playboy, and his talent for business is equally obvious. He makes a lot of people money, and I think if she said, "what the hell", he would stop, apologize, and not assault her further. But, that's still a double standard.
Motor boating by Richard Branson would be wrong for one of his regular employees (that is sexual harassment because of employment status), but more of a risky thing you could try on a guest at one of his parties (even if her group played for him at a party). More times than not, a guy like him would get away with it. If it backfires, the appropriate response is a slap.
DeleteIn some parts of this great land of ours, such action is accompanoed by the word, "Brrrrritzkeeee!".
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