Joyce Carol Oates' Groundhog Day

Joyce Carol Oates is having issues with groundhogs (via Twitchy), but maybe she should consider joining them...

Ouch!

Alternatively she might invite Bill de Blasio over. He knows how to deal with groundhogs. 

And Central Park carriage horses...

Instapundit: Joyce Carol Oates calling out persons of privilege (she would know)

Havahart: Getting rid of groundhogs humanely

Goodstuffs: Monday Pa Pa Paws Week

TOM: Everyone's Far Right Now

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