Friday Faker News: Fauxahontas Elizabeth Warren's DNA Adventure

PJ Media: Elizabeth Lieawatha Warren explores her DNA!

I know it was National Fried Chicken Day yesterday, but that is no excuse for Liz's cowardice.

Oh wait, Elizabeth Warren chickened out of doing a DNA test...why is that?

Legal Insurrection: Elizabeth counts coup on single payer! and Cracked

Political Clown Parade: You magnificent bastard!

Instapundit: Troll Level: Near Trumpian