The Jerk Brothers: But Why Did They Really Do It?

Oregon Live: Man arrested after vigorously masturbating in public: Says he hates Portland

Hating Portland is a good answer, but...

New Jersey Man blocks Lincoln Tunnel by stopping his van and masturbating

Brothers by another Mother! This is how you make mom proud for Mother's Day?

COULD THE REAL REASON BE NEW JERSEY AND OREGON DON'T LET YOU 'SELF PUMP '?

Instapundit: Jersey Jerk, Florida man moved?, As Father Quido Sarducci noted: Masturbation is a cheap sin, but it can really add up! and Too Awesome to Check!

Omaha's Douglas Goldsberry messes up my Oregon-New Jersey pump theory...