H/T to P-dawg at Instapundit for reminding me of this classic (I remember it first being played on Howard Stern's show)!
The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.
Smitty: Faith Goldy Nails it
Conservative Firing Line: Not Cool!