Someone appears to be having a
midlife winter summer romance crisis...
(aka 50 Shades of Crazy)
This statement from Oregon's Secretary of State does not speak well to Gov. Kitzhaber's state of mind pic.twitter.com/7Megc6GLxM
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) February 12, 2015
Never let a Rule 5 opportunity go to waste...
A Proud Grad of Evergreen State College (that hosted Convicted Cop Killer Mumia Abu Jamal as its commencement speaker)
Per Chickenlittle's Request, Kitzy's starter wife was Rosemary Lee (RIP):
Smitty: How about that Gov. Scott Walker?
Gov. Kitzy expected to resign Friday, February 13, 2015