Saturday, February 7, 2015

Fifty Shades Dakota Johnson Rule 5

I did not read the book and I doubt I will see the movie other than when it comes on Netflix, but never let a Rule 5 opportunity go to waste:

Rule 5 and FMJRA
TOM: The Tragedy of Lesbian [or Celebrity] Divorce
An incredible love story? Are you kidding me?  Incredible as in not credible, perhaps.
Instapundit: 50 Shades of Grey in Legos

Instapundit: Fifty Shades of Zane Grey...
Call your lawyer: This bondage fetish stuff is a really bad idea if you are a guy…  (unless you are a real masochist).
Instapundit: Mollie Hemingway: A cry for help for women betrayed by feminism
Lem's Place: Expect a run on duct tape and rope
How about that sequel? E.L James is a control freak in real life


  1. Her father's daughter.

    In more ways than one.

  2. I think I'll take her advice. Movies never live up to their books, and beauty, romance, and sex is best when a little something is left to the imagination. If you want to see rough play, bare breasts, and a woman moaning; google is cheaper.


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