The Horny Bunch

Here's the story of Democrat ladies
who's husbands fool around with anything
All of them were dishonest and creepy
One of them likes sexting with Ding a Ling

Here's the story of Democrat men
Who love to cite the war on women to the other side
But some things cannot be kept down
And they have to get their nuts off or they'll die

Then one day they got the Democrat ladies with these fellows.
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form an orgy,
That's the way they all became the Horny Bunch.

The Horny bunch, the Horny bunch.
That's the way they became the Horny bunch.

TOM Notes: It just been a summer of fun and games for the Democrats!   Here is a proposed scrip for Sydney Leathers (progressive Democrat and Anthony Weiner's sexting partner) debut as a porn star: 

Go with Sydney Leathers with Anthony Weiner in Weiner's bedroom. Then Huma Abedin catches them, gets mad at first but then excited and joins in. Then Hillary Clinton unexpectedly decides to drop by the Weiners, sees what is going on, and just has to join in tool (I meant too here, but maybe she brings some "tools" in addition to being a tool herself). Then Bill Clinton shows up and they all just have a hedonistic sex romp. They violate every law of God and nature imaginable (and Bill has a pretty wild imagination). Monica Lewinsky shows up, but Bill goes for Olivia Nuzzi.  Oh and of course Barack and Michelle Obama also show up at the end. 

And the name of this bacchanal?

The Aristocrats! Democrats!

And then Weiner's Communication Director Barbara Morgan shows up and calls them all slutbags!

And Bob Filner shows up and gets mad he did not come earlier!  

Update:
TOM:  Democrats just want abortions and gropes by Bob Filner...
TOM:  Andrew Breitbart was right...
TOM:  Democrat Gentleman Jim Moran hates babies, loves puppies...
TOM:  Lewinski or Leathers?
TOM:  Weiner's tweet buddy is a Democrat...
TOM:  Rule 5 Monday