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But not all former Mariners are the same...
And this tweet is made of awesome:
Detroit New York Box Score Update: Tigers just scored two in the top of the 12th. Yankees lose, Jeter injured.
Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Seattle Mariners.
Q: How do you keep a Mariners fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New York blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: What's the difference between a Safeco Field hotdog, and a Yankees Stadium hotdog?
A: You can buy a Yankees Stadium hotdog in October!
There were two men, one was a Mariners fan and the other was a Yankees fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Mariners fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Mariners fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Seattle Mariners fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Mariners fans, too. Not really knowing what a Mariners fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Mariners fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a New York Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Mariners fan."
I'm assuming, based on what the Yankees pay A-Rod, Raul Ibanez is a billionaire? #MLB
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) October 14, 2012
And this tweet is made of awesome:
The Yankees have stranded more men tonight than that Italian cruise ship.
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) October 14, 2012
#MLB I'm blaming that Derek Jeter injury on A-Rod.
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) October 14, 2012
Detroit New York Box Score Update: Tigers just scored two in the top of the 12th. Yankees lose, Jeter injured.
Q: What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
A: The Seattle Mariners.
Q: How do you keep a Mariners fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New York blue and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: What's the difference between a Safeco Field hotdog, and a Yankees Stadium hotdog?
A: You can buy a Yankees Stadium hotdog in October!
There were two men, one was a Mariners fan and the other was a Yankees fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Mariners fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Mariners fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Seattle Mariners fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Mariners fans, too. Not really knowing what a Mariners fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Mariners fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a New York Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Yankees fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Mariners fan."
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