Just what we need this summer, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise getting a divorce, Rupert Murdoch, and the Scientologists all fired up...

This will have Crack Emcee fired up for weeks!  

Update:  The move out happens while Cruise is in Iceland.  Scientology denies it is spying on Katie.

Scientology spies unleashed!  All I know that this is more entertaining already than Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, and it is just getting started.  And just in time for the new film, The Master.

Talking about cults and monkeys, we should not forget the classics:

Never trust a door to door monkey salesperson...