Showing posts with label crime and punishment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crime and punishment. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Haitian Gangbanger and Illegal Alien Deported Back to Haiti

 


Wisteguens Is Leaving on a Jet Plane

(Parody – to the tune of John Denver’s classic)

All my bags are packed, the cuffs are on tight,
Standing here in ICE custody tonight,
Hate to tell the camera I was wrong, bro, goodbye.

Dawn is breaking, flight’s early morn,
Plane is waiting, Haiti-bound for sure,
Already I’m so salty I could cry.

So kiss the streets of Boston for me,
Tell ’em “Biden forever” won’t set me free,
Hold that “I’m not going back” like you’ll never let it go…

’Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane,
Don’t know when I’ll be back again,
Oh Haiti, here I go.

So many times I caught a case,
Seventeen convictions, none of ’em fake,
Assault, drugs, weapons – they don’t mean a thing… to the judge.

Every street I ran, the Back Block gang,
Every time I yelled “F--- Trump” again,
When I land this time, no more American bling.

So kiss the sanctuary cities for me,
Tell the cameras how I fought to stay free,
Hold that TPS dream like you’ll never let it go…

’Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane,
Don’t know when I’ll be back again,
Oh Port-au-Prince, here I go.

Now the time has come, the order’s final,
Nineteen months later, no more denial,
Close your eyes, ICE already cleared the way.

Dream about the days I ran free,
When “I’m not going back” still worked on me,
About the times I won’t get to say…

I’m leaving on a jet plane,
Don’t know when I’ll be back again,
Oh babe… I mean, Haiti… I hate to go.

(Combative mid-flight remarks about the President and family optional, but highly recommended for authenticity.)

AoSHQ: Morning Report 09.16.26

Sunday, September 13, 2026

Chinese Surrogacy Abuse in the USA?


A disturbing story where Chinese individuals are having dozens and at least in once case more than a hundred surrogate births in the United States. How is this the least bit legal? Well guess what, the surrogacy industry is mostly unregulated in the United States.  Sure, there are legitimate surrogacies, but given how regulated things like nail care and haircutting are, how come no oversight of this industry? 





Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Is This Protected Free Speech or Criminal Call For Violence?

 


This is way specific and likely to spur actual violence against a specific person.


AoSHQ: Morning Report 09.08.26

Monday, September 7, 2026

Monsters of God



From the same producer of Tiger King. This show is less Jerry Springer drama and more criminal documentary of the global reptile trade.





Bacon Time: Rule 5

.357 Magnum: Sat Link

Kevin Trainer : The Misfit

RSM: Dems make wrong bet

Lady Lake : Twisted Hillbilly

Daley Gator : Doug's new site

American Elephants : Angels?

Powerline: The Week In Pictures

Small Dead Animals: Woke and Broke

24 Femmes Per Second: Stella Stevens

The Right Way: Saturday Link-O-Rama


Woodsterman : Memorial Day and Rule 5


American Spectator: Democrats at the Crossroads

Feral Irishman : Honor and Friday Femme Farrago

Proof Positive: Proof Positive, Social Media, and Holy

Pirate's Cove : If all you see... and Sorta Blogless Pinup

Diogenes Middle Finger News : Good Monday Morning

A View From The Beach: Agustina Añon and Fish Pic Friday

Animal Magnetism :  News, Remember, and Gingermageddon