Penguins 🐧

AoSHQ: Morning Report 04.01.21

TOM: The Other McCain Sells Out

Sexually Depraved Penguin Cover Up 🐧🤦‍♀️

NY Post: Penguins may be nature's most perverted animals

Gang Rape and Penguin Prostitution Down Under!  

Daily Mail: Rape, Child Abuse, Necrophilia

AoSHQ: Morning Report 02.04.20

I do not know where to begin. The NFL might consider a penguin themed half time show next year.  

AoSHQ: Aging Whore Jennifer Lopez Does Pornishly Twerking Anti-Trump Super Bowl Burlesque

EBL: Groundhogs are horn dogs too!

A Guinspen Inspired Tribute To The Fallen Feminist Bookstore in Portlandia...

RIP, Portlandia Feminist Bookstore...

Guinspen sniffles

Epic Fail: Big 30? Logan's Run Birthday Party!

Rule 5 and FMJRA

AoSHQ/J.J. Sefton: Longest Morning Report, Ever!

Hot Air: Cis White Feminism did them in?  Schadenfreude!

Instapundit: I am more upset over this, Lefties are thugs and Left goes lower

TOM: In The Mailbox 06.26.18, Johnny Depp's Decline and Fall, Summer Reading, News that @CNN is Ignoring: Muslim Refugee kills a 14 year old Jewish Girl in Germany, No Republicans Allowed: A Restaurant Owner Ejects WH Spokesperson, SJW lies about Trannie Girl On Fire, In The Mailbox 06.22.18, Death by Social Justice, Transgender Totalitarianism, Transgender Vagina Envy

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Political Clown Parade
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Old Retired Petty Officer
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD (RIP)

Super Colony of Adélie Penguins Found In Antarctica

Happy Day: Over a million Adélie penguins found, climate change did not wipe them out

So it turns out these little guys are not in decline, they just moved colony locations.  Good news.

Update: King Penguin Colony Collapse?  Are you looking in the right place?

WSJ: The Secret Is Out

Daily Mail: 1.5 million penguins found on Danger Islands

Insider: 1.5 million penguins discovered on Danger Islands off Anarctica

A View From The Beach: What was lost is now found

Watts Up With That: Penguins Thriving and 2017 Report-Polar Bears Thriving

Pirate's Cove: Now King Penguins at risk?, Misleading the Public and If all you see is this...

Instapundit: So big you can see it from space, A hidden metropolis hiding out of the reach of humans, Don Surber: What's this nonsense about gay Canadian penguins?

Those black dots are adelie penguins. Once thought to be on the decline, this super colony of 1.5 million was recently found. from r/gifs

Penguin Attack from r/gifs

A dirty penguin joke (NSFW)

Connecticut Meteorologist Geoff Fox posted this joke from his 89 year old dad...

MSNBC's Chris Hayes frightened by "strange bizarre underworld of climate trolls"?

Is this a "strange bizarre underworld of climate trolls" or a penguin rookery? 

Mr. Hayes did not appreciate conservatives pointing out that the global warming activists looking for excessive melting in the Antarctic got trapped in excessive summer sea ice.

Chris Hayes: Apparently thinks penguins are part of a  "strange bizarre underworld of climate trolls" ?

Don't you make fun of the global warming activists, they are trying to save the planet!

Update:
AoSHQ notes Chris Hayes lies (and cries)
Apparently climate trolls preventing Green Bay from selling out its Wild Card game...
Smitty: Music to freeze by...
Instapundit: Andrew Bolt: Something is cracking, and it is not the ice around the warmists' ship...
Now the Chinese rescue icebreaker is stuck in the ice!
Matt Drudge: Powerful Snow Troller
Thousands of trees will have to be planted to offset carbon footprint of rescue effort...
Wombat links to American Power: Guess who wears the ideological pants at MSNBC?  

Sometimes things do not go the way you planned...

A Not So Good Morning (at least for the penguin)

Newt Gingrich attacked by St. Louis Zoo penguin! Louis Farrakhan makes veiled threats...

Newt Gingrich survived penguin attack!


Don Surber reports that there are a lot of them too!


Flightless Bird Bites Hopeless Candidate

The Crack Emcee talks about another threat on leadership...
Louis Farrakhan warns whites their end is coming unless they change (who does he think he is?  Al Gore?)

Update:

Newt finds an animal that won't bite back...