Democrat Party Primary Debate: Houston, TX

Instapundit: VodkaPundit is Drunk Blogging The Debate

I only just started watching. I need a lot of drinks.

EBL: Bring up #MeToo and Racism!

Rush Limbaugh: Trump responds to the Debate

AoSHQ: Dem Debate ONT and Morning Report 09.13.19. 

Daily Mail: Castro implies Biden's got dementia

Powerline: Observations on tonight's debate

Legal Insurrection: All together tonite!

TOM: Beto wants to take your guns!

There are nine more Democratic primary debates after this. #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate

— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) September 13, 2019

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— Katie Scarlet (@Katiescarlet2) September 13, 2019

All this Democrat Russian Sessions talk is just driving me to drink more vodka...

Rush is right: This Russia Story is nonsense. Barack Obama and his Deep State Operatives are trying to redirect from the Trump Speech.

I understand the Democrats are lying rat bastards, that is a given. We need to deconstruct and resist these Fake News attacks. But what is driving me to drink are the GOPe rat bastards.

Instapundit: PJ Media: Obama surrogates set up the Session meeting with the Russian Ambassador?, Obama stacked the deck against Trump at the Justice Department?, US Senator colludes with Russians to influence an election?, Russian Ambassador most dangerous diplomat

Breitbart: Sessions will recuse from Trump Campaign Investigations

Instapundit: There's Nothing There and McCaskill Must Resign

Weekly Standard: Obama set Trump up with a stacked deck

Twitchy: Nasty Nancy Pelosi met with the Russians too!

Don Surber: Time for Trump to do Oppo Research

DRUDGE REPORT: Schumer and the Russians

TOM: Feminism: Demonization of Males

The Lid: Russians helped Trump win!

Lem's Place: New Birtherism

National π Day: Pecan pie with maple syrup and bourbon with a vodka crust

The National Unity Pie: Southern Pecans and Bourbon, Northern Maple Syrup

National Pi Day

1,000,000 digits of π

More than 3.14 recipes for Pi Day

I like a butter crust (as opposed to lard or shortening) as in the recipe above with a modification, I would go with a vodka crust (substitute cold vodka for the water) for that extra flaky crispness. Here is an alternative tested vodka crust recipe. 

The science is settled: Vodka is approximately half water and half alcohol. The alcohol burns off faster and it leads to a better crust through chemistry.  If you want to experiment you could try bourbon which would import all the bourbon barrel flavors to the crust. I have not ever done that, but it could be good--or not so good. You might want to try a test sample first. 

Instapundit: Stephen Green: A mixed bag of nuts (and vodka)

Pi Day Pickup Lines

Don't Give Up...

Keep on fighting. Not out of spite.  The left and Democrats are profoundly wrong.  It is immoral to compromise with that. So don't.  Protect your family.    

Breaking up with Barack Obama...

Vodkapundit posted this gem:

S*** Liberals Say

h/t:  Vodkapundit

On primary day Jon Huntsman let's loose on Ron Paul!

There is no defense to Jon Huntsman's verbal Kung Fu

15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat 
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO
14) Cow Sucking (hey EBL resents that one)
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou
13) A Baboon's A**hole
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen
12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo
11) Dog F**king
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de
10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao
9) Frog-Humping Son of a Bitch
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng
8) Stupid Son of a Drooling Whore and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze
7) Have a Sh*t-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se
6) Filthy Fornicators of Livestock  (Hey!  EBL says not cool!)
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo
5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang
4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung
3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my Ass
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo
2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze
1) Holy Testicle Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN


Let's see Ron "Stumpy" Paul respond to that!  In Mandarin!  


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