Tortoise and the Hare

26 March 1484 : Aesop Fables translated

AoSHQ: Morning Report 03.26.26

Chuck Hagel is not very smart...

The only one who didn't see this coming is Chuck Hagel...

Instapundit: Now he tells us (Worst.President.Ever), What a shock, Hillary is not too smart either, The White House is fine with breaking promises, a legacy of fakery, and so what does this say about President Obama?

So when Obama goes through multiple secretaries of defense, is it them or Obama?
Rush Limbaugh: Obama explains why he did not respond to San Bernardino Attack
Lem's Levity: Frogs surprisingly like humans (what about scorpions)
AoSHQ: Chuck Hagel is an idiot

Separated at Birth: Sabrina Rubin Erdely and…?

Sabrina Rubin Eardley and Stephen Glass?  

Oh yeah…

TOM: As the UVA Rape Story falls apart; Feminists try to save "Rape Culture" Narrative

EBL: If Feminists cared, here is a real "rape culture" narrative story to report on…
Instapundit: Witness further undermine the story and catharsis is fine provided innocent people aren't sacrificed in the process and the myth of a rape epidemic…
They made PJ O'Rourke write about Lena Dunham…the horror, the horror (and he probably doesn't do drugs anymore to mitigate the pain)

The Scorpion and the Frog

The scorpion and the frog set out across the stream.

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. 

The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?" 

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."