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AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.11.23

December 21, 2012 was the end...

For some people.  

Speaker Boehner's "Plan B" deal falls apart. 

As RSM notes:  Leaders generally have followers...

Boenher. I got a guy chain smokin' Lucky nons, naked on a tanning bed and all of a sudden he's judgment central.

— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) December 21, 2012

Rolling Stones: Gimme Shelter

End of the World?  Have an Oreo!
Have an oyster!

Jethro Tell: Solstice Bells

End of the World?  Have an Oreo!
Have an oyster!

R.E.M.: It's The End Of The World As We Know It...

End of the World?  Have an Oreo!
Have an oyster!

The Doors: The End

End of the World?  Have an Oreo!
Have an oyster!

The End of the World...

Have an Oreo.  

If it were the end of the world...

Would you spend it with James Franco in a bunker?  Some NSFW language:

Have an Oreo.  

Rule 5 Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation 2012

I swear a saw Tabitha Hale in a few of these...

Separated at Birth: Mayan Calendar Medallion and...?

Mayan Calendar Medallion

Oreo Cookie...coincidence?

It is complete nonsense, but the way our government officials are spending like it is going to happen, you might as well go ahead and have an extra Oreo or two.  

Will 2012 Be An Excellent Year?

2012 apocalypse watch signs?

Oh oh. Maybe not.  Hmmm, how do you augur this?    Blackbird singing in the dead of night...  I knew they were prophets!

Happy New Year!

H/T to The Agitator's Happy New Year Links.