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Thursday, August 20, 2026

Darkside Sith Lords

Oh yeah, they have your best interests at heart...

Legal Insurrection: Tucker Carlson no longer Republican and Tucker's son out at WH

AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.20.26

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

Florida Primaries

TOM: Florida Primaries: Vindman Loses, Jews Win, Very Bad Night for Hasan Piker

Mostly good news from the Sunshine State 🌞

AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.18.26 and Alex "Chow Hound" Vindman gets his ass kicked by a crazy communist

“Democrats will rue the day they forced this impeachment through the House.”
— @wajacobson, Dec. 18, 2019 https://t.co/B68x4rvLpy
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) August 19, 2026

Byron Donalds after a landslide victory in the Republican primary for Florida governor 🤣🔥 pic.twitter.com/QJjr8EHhUM
— Gizmo Memes (@GizmoMemes) August 18, 2026

World's biggest douchebag @AVindman raised $16 million and lost his primary by double digits. 🫵😂🫵 pic.twitter.com/S4UWYKzdh1
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 19, 2026

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Hasan Piker: Little Lord Fatfuck

I could not resist reposting a description of young Hasan Piker as "Little Lord Fatfuck" Bravo.

Instapundit: Woke 2.0 going full dandy

AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.11.26

Hasan Piker is the purest fucking opposition-research gold mine the right could ever pray for, and the hilarious part is the dumb bastard keeps digging deeper every time he opens that smug little mouth.

This champagne socialist asshole sits in a West Hollywood mansion worth…
— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) August 8, 2026

"I don't give a f*** what Black people care about."

"Let's go back to a better time, when lynchings were happening."

- Hasan Piker, streamer who campaigned with Abdul El-Sayed, Bernie Sanders, and AOC
pic.twitter.com/KKtfvgroM2
— Kevin Bass (@kevinnbass) August 11, 2026

This is how all DSA people speak in private. Every single one. Communists want to destroy your entire way of life, and they will lie to you and pretend like they're not violent psychopaths. Don't let socialists anywhere near power. pic.twitter.com/cL39czf7oN
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 12, 2026

Hasan Piker

El-Sayed’s leading surrogate, Hasan Piker, is among the foremost pioneers of left-wing dandyism. Rolling Stone marveled at his “jacked” physique and “matinee-handsome” visage. Earlier this year, Piker sported a pair of $1,400 Cartier glasses while denouncing the… pic.twitter.com/tYsrirFImq
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) August 11, 2026

Fashion watchers are still recovering after Chris Hayes donned what observers described as a “hot pink tank top and a massive gold chain” during a recent appearance on Pod Save America with Alex Wagner. But Hayes “wasn’t breaking new ground by dressing like the estranged gay son… pic.twitter.com/PQzwMttNx2
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) August 11, 2026

Hasan Piker is a closeted homosexual and communist agitator whose wealthy family bankrolled the launch of his political career. His uncle, Cenk Uygur, gave him a production internship at The Young Turks so that he could develop his public-facing personality.

He is low IQ,… pic.twitter.com/01tw90q8zw
— VertigoPolitix (@Vertigo_Politix) August 11, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed surrogate Hasan Piker: “It doesn’t matter if rapes happened on October 7th.” pic.twitter.com/Sy8F7OZugS
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) August 11, 2026

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Senate Committee Votes To Hold Fauci In Contempt

Well Fauci is contemptable...

EBL: Cringey, Bash, Tapper, and Fauci 😬☣️🤦🏻‍♀️, and Fake Jake Tapper and Dr. Fauxi

AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.06.26 and Fraudster Fauci

Monday, August 3, 2026

Dana Bash, Jack Tapper, and Dr. Anthony Fauci 😬☣️🤦🏻‍♀️

Instapundit: Megalomaniacal Egomaniac Meal, Fauci Follies, Rise and Fall of Fauci, and Dana Bash

While you were in lock down, they were partying...

EBL: Fake Jake Tapper and Dr. Fauxi

AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.03.26, Dana Bash called out, and It was a lab leak

TOM: Lies, Damned Lies, and COVID-19

If only he had followed his own advice. Instead, he may be reminded of a diary entry from October 2001, in which Fauci wrote: “I believe that there will be hell to pay when the American public realizes that they have not been dealt with in a totally open manner.”…
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) August 3, 2026

The strategy CNN management chose was silence. Just say nothing, and hope the controversy fades away.

It's been almost 10 days since Fauci diary entries revealed that two of CNN's top anchors were private pals with the man they were supposed to be objectively covering.

From… pic.twitter.com/LnrIgKlTrA
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 3, 2026

“I also don't want to use this interview to allow you to say things that aren't entirely true.”

Does she even realize what she is saying? This one sentence captures everything diseased about the fake news. She spends her time spreading falsehoods, while appointing herself the… https://t.co/2cERTLAFs0
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) August 2, 2026

I don't think I could love Aaron Rodgers more than I do right now. pic.twitter.com/qI55hKLi5i
— The Corridor News (@CorridorScanner) August 3, 2026

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Fake Jake Tapper and Dr. Fauxi

Instapundit: Fake Jake Tapper ready to write another book?, Tapper lies, and Fauci lied

Tapper and Fauci have different standards than the rest of us...

Federalist: Fauci Covid Corruption

Dr. Fauci and the Mystery of the Wuhan Wet Market

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.28.26 and Fauci pleads the Fifth

Poetry in motion...https://t.co/HXGM0VXeB6
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 28, 2026

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— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 28, 2026

“We missed the story.” https://t.co/mbD4F5FoA9
— Leslie ن 🇺🇸☦️ (@LADowd) July 28, 2026

In October 2020, you couldn’t have a funeral for your parents, most kids were not back in school, we were told not to have Thanksgiving gatherings with our families. Meanwhile… https://t.co/ibhG5MYkU5
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) July 27, 2026

Girl at work: "You hear about Fauci? So crazy. Who knew that he was lying?"

Me: pic.twitter.com/c4jH0iXurR
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) July 27, 2026

"Here I am sitting in front of you six years later, saying: Who the FUCK do you think you were to do that?

It is a total disgrace what you did to this country."

About time someone told Fauci off like this.pic.twitter.com/liV4I8BZky
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) July 29, 2026

Execution of Robespierre

28 July 1794 : Robespierre executed

EBL: Robespierre

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.28.26

Monday, July 27, 2026

Robespierre

27 July 1794 : The Fall of Robespierre

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.27.26

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

The View's Sunny Hostin has to pay herself slavery reparations 🤑💸💰

Wow, Sunny's family were big slave owners, yet she is griping no one has paid her reparations?

And Sunny also lied to cops/prosecutors in trying to get her son off the hook.

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.22.26

Sunny Hostin today: "America still owes me reparations for slavery"

Her ancestors were big slave owners pic.twitter.com/RHPyhfws66
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 22, 2026

Sunny Hostin whines that the Trump administration doesn't want America to pay her and other black people "our due" via reparations.
Hostin's family owned slaves and tried to out run the abolition of slavery, but she has not made an effort to find and repay their descendants. pic.twitter.com/dk6kPukKh2
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) July 22, 2026

EBL: Talarico 🏳️‍🌈 https://t.co/04IqUygqeE pic.twitter.com/btoSjM1XTL
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 21, 2026

Hey @ABC News. How can Sunny Hostin be your Senior Legal Correspondent and Analyst when she was caught on video unethically abusing her power to help her son escape accountability with police and lying about being a current federal prosecutor? The latter is a federal crime.
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) July 21, 2026

This clip will continue to hunt Sunny Hostin and her reparation hustle pic.twitter.com/gaX8KpWNsd
— Damon Imani (@damonimani) July 22, 2026

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Chuck Schumer Lets One Rip on Senate Floor During Speech 🌬️🦨

NY Post: Chuck "Let Er Rip" Schumer

EBL: Eric Swalwell Fart Gate

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.15.26

Breaking News: 🚨
More like breaking wind… Chuck Schumer joins the Eric Swalwell fart club on camera live pic.twitter.com/uF1oeOFMVy
— Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 (@SwedishCanary) July 16, 2026

Friday, July 10, 2026

Rough Weekend for Graham Platner 🦞🦪

EBL: Graham Cracker Crumbles, Graham Platner is a 🙀, Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: PJ Media: Why I don't think Graham Platner is going to drop out...

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.10.26 and Platner will drop out Monday?

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

THE BALLAD OF GRAHAM PLATNER (sung to Come Monday)

Headin' up Bar Harbor way
For the socialist candidate show
I got my Carhartts on
I guess I never was meant for this Maine political rodeo

Honey, I didn't know
That the scandals would hit me so

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

Yes it's been quite a summer
Bad polls and redirected blame
And now Bernie's on vacation
Somethin' hard to explain

Yes and it's "I love you so"
That's the reason Liz Warren just let me go

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

I can't help it, voters
You're that much a part of me now
Remember that night in the news cycle when
We said there'd be no room for doubt?

I hope you're enjoyin' the scramble
Ro Khanna's lying about me again
We can go clamin' on Tuesday
With you I could clam anywhere

The headlines have worn me quite thin
It's so nice to be withdrawin' again

Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...

I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
(fade out with lobster rolls and regret) 🦞🦪

Moroccans in the Netherlands, progressives in Maine, same vibes. https://t.co/iU9ToOx4dl
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 10, 2026

pic.twitter.com/gQzOXBJHJz
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 10, 2026

Thursday, July 9, 2026

Graham Cracker Crumbles

Instapundit: Robert Stacy McCain: Democrats and the politics of unquestioned assumptions

AoSHQ: Graham Platner waiting till Monday

EBL: Graham Platner is a 🙀, Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Patriot TV: Graham Platner declares he is the victim

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.09.26

Spot on

If you want to honestly ask yourself why millions of not-very-MAGA Americans are Republicans, or at least are open to voting GOP, watch this video and ask yourself if you really would enjoy being in the same room with Vocal Fry Guy here. Absolutely toxic for Democrats. https://t.co/NjbJpW3Qox
— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre) July 8, 2026

Maine Republicans are wise to increase their efforts in the wake of Platner’s exit. Collins campaign must now re-target its message with a new opponent. Take nothing for granted, work overtime.
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 9, 2026

But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Graham Platner is a 🙀

Instapundit: Fox News: Platner is a 🙀

Planter pussies out of the Maine Senate Race.

EBL: Today's Democrat Party, Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗, and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: Graham Platner private school screw-up

Hot Air: A Dem poop show of epic proportions

TOM: Platner’s Progressive Götterdämmerung

WFB: Disgraced Dems who backed Platner

Daily Caller: Accused rapist drops out

PJ Media: Planter killed Dem brand

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.08.26

Platner drops out. Now Maine is going to let 600 Democrat party insiders pick the new candidate, replacing the guy that 156,000 people voted for. Just like the party kicked Biden to the curb and replaced him with Kamala. Tell me again which party is a threat to democracy.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 9, 2026

“The job of defeating Susan Collins”? At this point, can y’all just stop pretending that there is still any chance of that? https://t.co/PXp0QxoaWV
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 8, 2026

LMAO! John Fetterman is on live TV ROASTING Graham Platner AND Bernie Sanders after Platner dropped out

"You will ONLY be remembered as the accused RAPlST that got pushed out of your election. That's your legacy, bro."

"Bernie Sanders needs to apologize to the voters of Maine… pic.twitter.com/G5LyL8YFc6
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 9, 2026

But not in a gay way. https://t.co/CXjdbSfscl
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 8, 2026

Today's Democrat Party

Instapundit: Dems: Today's Democrat Party!, Polling!, and PJ Media: Platner down but not out

EBL: Dems: Double Down for Graham Platner 🦪🤗 and DEMOCRAT GRAHAM PLATNER ACCCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT 🤯

Instapundit: Graham Platner private school screw-up

AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.08.26

Daniel Moraff is an over confident millenial political consultant who completely f'd up on the national stage. Dems could not pick a better candidate to run against Susan Collins than Graham Platner?

This meltdown is a gift to Trump and the GOP going into the midterms. 🤗
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 8, 2026

pic.twitter.com/rhobbTI8hf
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) July 8, 2026

🇺🇸No surprises here.🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/uCom0pQjBE
— John (@MagaGrunt1) July 7, 2026

To be fair, Graham Platner was great in 'Scent of a Woman' https://t.co/oZaGQhFcA8 pic.twitter.com/AHBUgXcqBO
— Evi L. Bloggerlady (@MsEBL) July 8, 2026

Thursday, June 25, 2026

Supergirl : A Total Cinematic Catastrophy

Supergirl

You knew this would be a shit show and sure enough...Critical Drinker confirms it.

Instapundit: Christian Toto: A Joyless DC Flop and Sad and Pathetic

RedState: Supergirl movie: the autopsy

TOM: Woke Supergirl Bombs Badly

AoSHQ: Morning Report 06.25.26

Instapundit: The most predictable of disasters

James Gunn clocking in at Warner Bros. after a Uwe Boll movie smoked Supergirl over the weekend. pic.twitter.com/JKKgOAs0h5
— CinemaCopa (@CopaExMachina) June 29, 2026

Separated at Birth (my apologies to Cha-Ka)

"Nice superhero franchise you got there. It'd be a shame if someone told Christian dads not to go see it." pic.twitter.com/Spz8XteWrX
— Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy (@jondelarroz) June 25, 2026