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AoSHQ: Morning Report 07.10.26 and Platner will drop out Monday?
THE BALLAD OF GRAHAM PLATNER (sung to Come Monday)
Headin' up Bar Harbor way
For the socialist candidate show
I got my Carhartts on
I guess I never was meant for this Maine political rodeo
Honey, I didn't know
That the scandals would hit me so
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
Yes it's been quite a summer
Bad polls and redirected blame
And now Bernie's on vacation
Somethin' hard to explain
Yes and it's "I love you so"
That's the reason Liz Warren just let me go
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
I can't help it, voters
You're that much a part of me now
Remember that night in the news cycle when
We said there'd be no room for doubt?
I hope you're enjoyin' the scramble
Ro Khanna's lying about me again
We can go clamin' on Tuesday
With you I could clam anywhere
The headlines have worn me quite thin
It's so nice to be withdrawin' again
Come Monday, it'll be alright
Come Monday, I'll be steppin' aside
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
I spent four lonely weeks in a port-a-potty haze
And (if paid) I'll be out by the deadline...
(fade out with lobster rolls and regret) 🦞🦪
Moroccans in the Netherlands, progressives in Maine, same vibes. https://t.co/iU9ToOx4dl
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) July 10, 2026
— Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine) July 10, 2026
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