Friday, December 16, 2011

EBL Comment Policy


Join the EBL comments community. Add value. There are lots of ways to add value, and I don't discriminate based on viewpoint, but I will delete field pies other than my own (and a few one consonant commentators who have special status here) and spam, including things that I think clutter the thread to the detriment of most readers, especially back-and-forth attacks among a small group of commentators. There's a spam filter too, though, so if you don't see your comment, you might be caught in that. Now I used to have a permanent comment thread, but permanent in my world is a couple of weeks.  

Here is how it works here at EBL:

  • Comments simply disappear, always during the night. Your comment was removed from the registers, every record of everything you had ever done was wiped out, your one-time existence was denied and then forgotten. You were abolished, annihilated: vaporized was the usual word.


Cows do not have the greatest memories.  And there was this guy (I think he is one of those grease ball types) who kept poking me and my milk boy with a cattle prod.  I remembered that!  Email the milk lawn boy if you have problems with comments.  Or go check out the comment thread over at Trooper's place.

Update:  That above is a tongue in cheek parody of somebody else's comment policy.  Here we welcome comments, from all sides.  Comments are not deleted unless there is a very good reason.  And so far there has not been a reason.  

11 comments:

  1. Bad cows and Lawnboys need a good prodding once in a while, especially when they deserve it.

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  2. Tits.

    Tits.

    Tits.

    Tits.

    Cows have four teats and four stomachs. There must be a mystical reason for that and a deep meaning for us to glean from that "coincidence."

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  3. Dude this is some brilliant stuff. Keep up the good work.

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  4. allie, remember ebl is jealous of you. no double entendre or she'll delete you. or worse, she'll withold dominatrix sex and make me delete you.

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  5. I think I struck a nerve. I am getting deleted. Gawd. Maybe I should strike two letters off my name.

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  6. Trooper, remember I am a lady. Okay a lady cow but still a lady. Show a little respect!

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  7. Deletion is the sincerest form of flattery. The good exception to that rule is j is also being deleted.

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  8. I even provided Amazon links for cheese. Oh well, I guess somepeople do not have a sense of humor.

    Hey, how about some blog linky love from you ndspinelli and tropper york?

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  9. I'll give ya some blog-link love. Not that I'm sure it would prove as much as a link from the Troop or other big fish. But it's a testament to the reach of your tail and reciprocity is important. I'm flattered to be linked by EBL!

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I welcome all legitimate comments. Keep it civil. Spam will be deleted. Thanks.