Leave The Monkey Alone! 🙈🙉🙊

Instapundit: I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS HOW PLANET OF THE APES BEGAN: WHO warns people not to attack monkeys amid monkeypox outbreak.

Don't be monkeying around with any gay street festivals this summer!

Now I'm the king of the swingers...

But got a nasty STD
I'm a top, but got the pox
And that's what botherin' me

Yeah, I got the pox
Upon my cox
So I blame the CDC

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a Pride guy, mancub
And dance right into town
And be just like the other Pride guys
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A Disney dude like me
Can learn to be Pox-free too

Now don't try to kid me, mancub
I'll make a deal with you
What I desire is sexual fire
To make my dreams come true
Give me the secret, mancub
Clue me what to do
Give me the power not to cower
So I can be Pox-free too

You see it's true
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A Disney dude like me
Can learn to be Pox-free too

Oh yeah, Swinging! My appologies to Louis Prima on this one.

EBL: PRIDE POX! ☣️🙈🙉🙊😬 and Monkey Pox

AoSHQ: Morning Report 08.11.22