There can only be one true train in Westeros...

Tomen the Tank Engine takes his revenge  

It is a while till Season 8 of Game of Thrones comes back, but yes, Westeros is really the Island of Sodor...

Lem's Place: Train Plows

r/bitchimatrain: Bitch, I won Game of Thrones!

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Bonus Selfie Darwin Award: