Thanksgiving Rule 5

A simple pumpkin pie hat

 Too staged, see a real Thanksgiving prep below with Jessica Alba...

Stop starving yourself, eat some stuffing!

Heidi Montag does the Pilgrim thing...

Sofia looks great with a turkey on her head...

Jessica Alba getting busy in the kitchen...

She looks like she has been hitting the Beaujolais a bit!  

Rule 5 and FMJRA

Woodsterman: Ice Golf

Goodstuff: American Pickers

Pirate's Cove: Tip of the Iceberg

AoSHQ/J.J. Sefton: Gobble This!

Diogenes' Middle Finger: Waking Up Stupid

90 Miles From Tyranny: Hot Pick of the Late Night

Animal Magnetism: Hump Day and Gingermageddon

Twitchy: How to ruin Thanksgiving for your liberal relatives

A View From The Beach: Lena Dunham Stands By Her Man

American Power Blog: Sanctimonious and Self-Righteous Al Franken

Atlas Obscura: Why American's Thanksgiving Turkey Is So Boring: Bred The Taste Out

A collection of sites known for appreciation of Rule 5 and Thanksgiving delights:

H2
TOTUS
Egotastic
Dust bury
HeroPress
Hogewash
Theo Spark
Daily Gator
Pirate's Cove
Woodsterman
Proof Positive
RULE 5 SITES
The Right Way
MissK's World...
American Power
Guns and Bikinis
SayanythingBlog
Raconteur Report
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Camp of the Saints
Animal Magnatism
Maggie's Notebook
The Classic Liberal
The Rio Norte Line
Randy's Roundtable
A Nod To The Gods
Political Clown Parade
24 Femmes Per Second
The Vulgar Curmudgeon
A View From The Beach
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Old Retired Petty Officer
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD (RIP)