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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Is Joan Rivers Dead? Update: RIP Joan Rivers, dead at 81

5 comments:

  1. It's not whether she stopped breathing, but whether she stopped talking.

    Or yelling, to be more precise.

    In any case, you can bet Johnny Carson will come back for her funeral.

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  2. At her level of botox etc., you don't die so much as biodegrade rapidly.

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    1. Will she decay faster or slower? Botox is hardly all the work she has had. I could see scientists in a few thousand years puzzling over her remains like some kind of Kennewick Man. Of course those scientists may be androids/AI which replaced us all.

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    2. Maybe she'll be considered an evolutionary link be humans and droids.

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