Will Global Warming Reduce Beautiful Women! A modest proposal to counteract this aesthetic tragedy!

The Lid reports on a very alarming possibility that could result from global warming! Given there is apparently little that can be done to forestall the inevitable decline, perhaps the solution is to send certain volunteers underground to later emerge and rebuild society when things improve:

Save the Gingers (and it is not just gingers) Global Warming Rule 5!

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Jeri Ellsworth Rule 5 (save the gingers)
Rose Leslie Rule 5
Jessica Chastain Rule 5

Update:
South Park and the Blogmocracy address the issue also…
Don't call me ginger…