Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Disney Princess Jasmine Rule 5

Jasmine's dad got her that tiger for a reason…to keep unsuitable suitors away!

TOM: Feminists worry that Disney movies are making girls heterosexual… and given how Feminists never seem to have any issues with the Arab world's (mostly the Muslim Arab world's) treatment of women, well never let a Rule 5 opportunity go to waste, especially when Princess Jasmine is definitely attired properly for the climates of Southern California and Central Florida…






Clearly a dad "suffering" through a Disney Princess breakfast…





Rule 5 and FMJRA
TOM: Feminists against the unnatural roles assigned by the Patriarchy or something…
TOM: Crazy People, Crazy Times
TOM: Yahoo Lesbian Executive accused of being a sexual predator
TOM: It's a man's (virtual) world…
Why is Aladdin is secretly horrifying…

Update:
Now a professor slams Pixar for its sexist portrayal of boys? #WarOnWomen

3 comments:

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    1. Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
      A: She was looking for a date.

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  2. I don't know about her turning girls heterosexual, but I am pretty sure Princess Jasmine could turn some boys hetero.

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