You can't teach an old dog new tricks: What is Eliot Spitzer up to? Spitzer is a toe sucking freak!

Some dogs are leg humpers...

A 10-year-old boy who saw Smith topless in the pool, he ran back to his parents and shouted, “Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him,” sources said.

Spitzer's wife finally gave him the boot over this...

Spitzer is an alleged toe sucking freak.

Apparently likes toes...

Update:
Wombat is linking him some Jammie Wearing Fool...