He knows when you've been drinking, he knows when you're 0.08%...Santa may get a DUI for crashing his sleigh?

Bad Santa!

Father Christmas and his helper are facing drink driving charges after they careered round a Polish town in a sleigh and smashed into a brick wall.
The 51-year-old Santa actor and his 31-year-old female helper lost control of their horse in the middle of a market in a busy high street of Ustrzykach Dolnych.
Police say they are looking at pressing charges against the pair, who were supposed to be greeting children anxious to prove how 'nice' they had been this year.