As a Scottish cow, maybe I am offended by the use of the term "Bravehearts"?

Of course, no one asked me about it and I not that sensitive to slights...

Seems like it is easy to offend some people nowadays...

The North Dakota Fighting Sioux have already fallen...

You're next wee man! 

Crack disagrees.  He was driven off his "land" by a chiropractor.

Update:
A modest proposal...