I hope Alex Rodriguez does not get a lifetime ban from baseball... Update: A-Roid gets 211 game suspension and can play during his appeal process (so he plays tonight)

A-Roid can't play in the playoffs, but
he can give himself a camel toe...

Only because I depise the Yankees and they deserve one another.  Alternatively though, I would not feel the least bit bad for A-Roid if he does get banned.

So this is a win win.

Update:
A-Roid shows how to turn a 50 game suspension into a complete season and possibly a life time suspension.  Now that takes A-Roid talent!
A-Roid's fate to come on Monday...

A-Roid can play during his appeal?  Boy, they really are screwing the Yankees
(have you ever seen how A-Roid plays in the play off?  Like a jerk off).

A-Roid gets 211 game suspension, but can play during his appeal.  He is playing tonight.  

h/t: Trooper York