As soon as I heard this news about Tebow I thought...

What does Fitzy have to say:

Fitzy has a gift...

While I think (1) is most likely, I did like (4).

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Peyton's Head is no slouch on this subject:  

Now that he'll be showering with Gronk, Tim Tebow might become an even bigger rarity...celebrity adult virgin with an STD.
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) June 10, 2013

Nightclub. Rain machine. Gronk and Tebow both shirtless. ESPN and TMZ both lose their minds. #Patriots2013
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) June 10, 2013

Fitzy has some quality tweets too:

Like @kristerjohnson said Belichick waited till Tebow's career was almost over to save him. YOU MUST EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE, TEBOW. #Patriots
— Fitzy (@FitzyGFY) June 10, 2013

Has anyone given Belichick credit for what else he's done by taking attn away from the #Bruins so they can do business in peace? #patriots
— Fitzy (@FitzyGFY) June 10, 2013

Nice Fitzy Separated at Birth:

I do love me an evil genius who’s sole worry is protecting his kingdom.

Pat fan reacts:  "Gawd is on our side again" [Only been to church in the last five years for court-mandated AA meetings]

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