"I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk." H.L. Mencken
I had been going to go with Ozzy Ozbourne, but she is really veering toward Michael McKean of Spinal Tap here.
That one's almost as good as the David Crosby/Cowardly Lion juxtapo.
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