Mitt Romney won Debate Round One...

How do I know that? Because even Lawrence O'Donnell and Rachel Maddow are saying Obama needs to pick up his game in Debates Two and Three...

Man oh man that 4th martini is just sublime...

And yes this is what the election is all about.  Oh btw, O'Donnell kept saying we will not know how the President did until the polls come out four days from now.

And Bill Maher and Andrew Sullivan crying about Obama losing...yeah he lost.  Big time.  

Look: you know how much I love the guy, and how much of a high info viewer I am, but this was a disaster for Obama. thebea.st/RdXvE9
— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) October 4, 2012

i can't believe i'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 4, 2012

Romney looks more confident and energetic - he's about a minute away from holding Obama down and cutting his hair.This better be ropeadope
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 4, 2012

Romney is relaxed and empathetic, while Obama comes across as a constipated professor. C'mon, Mr. President! #Debates
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) October 4, 2012

Obama made a lot of great points tonight. Unfortunately, most of them were for Romney
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) October 4, 2012

Undecided voters in focus group swing sharply toward Romney; Frank Luntz: 'I've never seen anything like this' bit.ly/PbHPoQ
— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) October 4, 2012

Chris Matthew:  "What was Romney doing tonight?  He was winning!"

Update:  Why should Obama lose?  He answers that question himself.