Jennifer Granholm really likes Barack Obama. Frankly Jennifer Granholm's enthusiasm should freak Michelle Obama out. Jennifer Granholm might even freak Howard Dean out.
Jennifer Granholm channels the Shamwow guy, which is pretty appropriate given that the Obama legacy is mostly a sham.
On a scale of 1 to Wasted where is Jennifer Granholm right now? Like 10 shots deep at least.
— Luke Morgan (@FlukeMorgan) September 7, 2012
It's like Granholm went back to overacting school with Al Pacino.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) September 7, 2012
LOL, she was *thisclose* to eating a live bat. RT @hilaryr: Congrats @jengranholm! A great leader. #DNC2012
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 7, 2012
I see Jennifer Granholm has been introduced to Charlotte's booming meth industry. #CrayCray #DNC201245% of Americans wish they could have orgasms as intense as those of Jennifer Granholm! The other 55% fear it might send them into cardiac arrest!
— Chris D.(@SthrnFriedYankE) September 7, 2012
Update: Granholm says she was high on Democracy!